Also, The Movie Groundhog Day Didn't Really Happen

I can't even work up any snark over this. ABC News actually felt it was necessary to clarify to the public that the process by which the fine folks in Puxsutawney, PA determine the length of winter isn't necessarily scientificly legitimate. It's actually possible that when a groundhog sees it's shadow, upcoming temperatures may still have a chance to climb above average. Oh shit...there I go with the snark.

But as usual, there will always be those who deny the claims of honest research...

But don't tell that to the members of the Groundhog club's Inner Circle in Punxsutawney, Pa. "I would argue with the comments he doesn't have a great track record," Jon Johnston, Phil's "Chief Healthman" told ABCNews.com. "They're missing the point then. It's always winter somewhere."

Oh. Well it's always spring somewhere too. I'm confused...why are we doing this again?

Comments

[Jack Klompus]

Well, it is easier to get Yuengling anywhere besides the state it's brewed in. So Pennsylvania is kinda like the Georgia of the Mid-Atlantic states...

[Mr. Kruger]

i wonder how many drugs they pump into that thing every year just so they can pick it up.

[UGG Boots Clearance]

Kostenbalder, P.D. and J.W. Flecksteiner Biological oxidation of coke plant weak ammonia liquor.