I love awkward amateur produced videos that promote abstinence to young people. I love them more than Bristol Palin loves redneck douchebags. I don't even completely disagree with the message. Young people really are way too quick to jump in each other's pants and the entertainment industry simply can't exist without it. The Disney channel today is like MTV when I was a kid. MTV today is like the porn when I was a kid. I mean...I have daughters so I'm all about promoting an environment where we start thinking about the ramifications of this. Of course, I think it's important more for socio-economic reasons than "Jesus is gonna kick your heathen ass." Nonetheless, when a teddy bear becomes the voice of reason; well, everybody wins...
Is it me or is it just a bit presumptuous to think that just because a girl invites you to come in to her house it automatically means she wants to bang you?
Wow.
Posted by: Aaron | January 23, 2012 at 12:50 PM
"I have daughters so I'm all about promoting an environment where we start thinking about the ramifications of this."
I'm with you. My daughter asked if she could take dance lessons and I said, "Maybe. But how about Muay Thai? That looks fun."
Posted by: Jack Klompus | January 24, 2012 at 08:13 AM
So, according to the bear, it's better for two young people to get married than it is to awkwardly make out on a couch?
Posted by: Assman | January 24, 2012 at 08:22 AM
Young people really are way too quick to jump in each other's pants
right, because sex is soooo serious. it's better left to the fat old farts who can really hammer away with style.
Posted by: Mr. Kruger | January 24, 2012 at 09:29 AM
You're not like other guys, Vandelay. If a girl invites you in, it's always for sex.
Also, how is it okay for this kid to do acid/mushrooms and see cock blocking bears, but not have sex? Hypocrite.
Posted by: KennyBania | January 24, 2012 at 11:20 AM
Yeah, not too many women invite me to their house with the intention of not touching penis.
Posted by: Newman | January 25, 2012 at 03:32 PM
In High School?
Posted by: Vandelay | January 25, 2012 at 04:19 PM
Ehhhhh from my limited experience in high school yeah there was slight touching of penis. But it was high school style so it sucked. HEY IS THAT A NIP!
Posted by: Newman | January 26, 2012 at 09:06 AM
I pity the kids that don't get a good F*CK in before marriage. That's all.
Posted by: randi | January 26, 2012 at 01:10 PM
I don't know about Huckleberry in the video, but I'd do her. (Assuming she's 18.)
(Man, I hope she's 18.)
Posted by: H.E. Pennypacker | January 27, 2012 at 12:44 AM