Really Texas...Really?

I can't with these people. I just can't. I'm still trying to find a way to believe this didn't actually happen but for now, I'll have to deem it to be true. A psychic called the police in Hardin, TX and told them that there's this mass grave with over 50 dead bodies somewhere up on some guy's property. What lead her to this conclusion? She's a fucking psychic!

Now, some people might think that it can't hurt to check it out anyway but those people are wrong and the reason they are wrong is that if cops should lend any credence at all to psychics who see crime scenes, why wouldn't they just hire fucking psychics to be cops? Is it maybe because it's all bullshit? No seriously...not a rhetorical question. I need to know this, now! Of course it gets better because when the local 5-0 arrive, they find some dried up blood on the porch of the house. Uh-oh...

State, local and federal agents combed the area around a rural home after a woman who claimed to be psychic called police twice to report the mass grave at in Hardin, Texas about 50 miles (31 kilometers) northeast of Houston. Soon, local media were reporting that as many as 25 to 30 bodies -- including children -- were found on the rural property.

Yes...the state police wasn't enough. They actually brought in the FB mother fucking I to investigate a god damned psychic tip. So how did the blood get there anyway you might ask?

Bankson told the KHOU-TV that his daughter's ex-boyfriend got drunk and cut his wrists a couple weeks ago and is now in a psychiatric hospital.

Of course. Fucking Texas, man. Steers, queers, and crazy people.

Comments

[Jeff]

What I want to know is how this report of a mass grave containing dismembered children began to be reported all over the world before anything had actually been found? This is almost as much of an embarrassment for the media as it is for the local police.

Here is a link to the story:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/jun/08/psychic-mass-grave-false-report

[Vandelay]

Thanks Jeff...I forgot my hyperlink.

Seriously, anyone making these decisions whether it be the investigation or the reporting needs to be fired from their jobs immediately. This is incompetence at it's finest.

[Faith]

That story is AWESOME. I found it through Yahoo! when I was in a staff meeting this morning (the guest speaker was a repeat for me), and it was all I could do to keep from bursting out laughing and saying, "REALLY? Come ON!!!"

And they're thinking of pressing charges against the psychic for her "hoax"? That's just even more inane. Unreal...

[Vandelay]

That's crazy. Wouldn't they have to prove that the psychic didn't actually see this? It's like asking someone to prove that there's no God. You can't. Maybe they should just be pressing charges against themselves for taking supernatural claims as actual evidence.

[emawkc]

You know what guys? I KNEW this was going to happen in Texas.

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