I read about this press conference last week and forgot to follow up on it. Better to have the genius of Norm MacDonald highlighting it anyway. Normally when you read about something like this, you think it's gotta be exaggerated. It couldn't have happened, right? Not with Gloria Allred involved. I hope these greedy douchebag parents are happy they were able to humiliate their kids on a national stage.
On an aside, aren't the parents paying Allred to represent them? Why does the dad (Justin) play the part of the coital receptor in the demonstration? You'd think if he was going to volunteer to be part of the puppet show, he'd at least take the dominant role. Then again, maybe it's symbolic of the attorney-client relationship. At the very least, it supports McDowell's original theory on Justin.
If Justin has any friends, I hope they fuckin' taunt the living shit out of him until the day he dies.
Double whiskey to Big Al B. for sending this link.
That is fucking hilarious. Did anyone else think she was gonna make Justin bend over the chair?
Posted by: Vandelay | May 04, 2011 at 09:59 AM
Oh shit...Justin's the fucking DAD???
Posted by: Vandelay | May 04, 2011 at 10:42 AM
.....!!!
Posted by: Assman | May 04, 2011 at 12:35 PM
Wow.
Posted by: randi | May 04, 2011 at 01:02 PM
Thank you, Klompus, for putting a comma in "Wait, What?" Norm McDonald's people apparently lack such finesse.
Posted by: Schmoopie | May 04, 2011 at 01:29 PM
Did anyone else think she was gonna make Justin bend over the chair?
I was thinking the same thing. This was not much better though.
Posted by: Jeff | May 04, 2011 at 05:51 PM
"ok justin you want to get your fingers like he had them.... he was going like that and he was going like that....."
I believe an OBL double-tap is in order.
Posted by: Mr. Kruger | May 04, 2011 at 07:22 PM
"ok justin you want to get your fingers like he had them.... he was going like that and he was going like that....."
Which brings up another question I forgot to ask: why was the demo a two-person job? The bat's made of ash wood, not cast-iron.
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