Slaves? What Slaves?

(Let's see how far we can get without a Shaun White joke)

I'm not sure if everyone was aware of this but apparently the 150th anniversary of the U.S. Civil War is upon us. You know who is aware of it though? The losers. There's gonna be a party in the 843, y'all!!!

The events include a “secession ball” in the former slave port of Charleston (“a joyous night of music, dancing, food and drink,” says the invitation), which will be replicated on a smaller scale in other cities. A parade is being planned in Montgomery, Ala., along with a mock swearing-in of Jefferson Davis as president of the Confederacy.

Okay, listen up The South. If you want to keep on believing that you're some sort of fucking martyrs for trying to make your own country, by all means knock yourselves out. The fact remains however that if you had won that war then you'd probably still be owning a bunch of colored folk. If you really think you're being persecuted for being portrayed as a bunch of racists, maybe it's time to stop waving that stupid flag and stop celebrating an event in which you got your asses handed to you. To this day, slavery remains the most shameful and reprehensible part of this country's history and if you dumb hicks continue to think that war wasn't about slavery then us dumb Yanks are going to continue believing that you're a bunch of racist, toothless, redneck, cocksuckers.

Of course I'm generalizing here and speak only of these neo-Confedarists so back off me Dude from Georgia that still reads this blog but hardly ever comments!

Comments

[Jack Klompus]

0-1, losers. You're batting .000...buncha Confederate fags.

[Dude from Georgia]

Fuck it. Not going to argue with you on this one.

[Assman]

(Let's see how far we can get without a Shaun White joke)

Look at that chin. I'd have gone with Eric Stoltz in Mask instead. And Sam Elliot would be right at home in one of those outfits.

“We’re celebrating that those 170 people risked their lives and fortunes to stand for what they believed in, which is self-government,” Mr. Antley said... “There’s no shame or regret over the action those men took.”

This is like saying "I really love having unprotected sex. It feels great and there's nothing wrong with that. I'm not saying I want to promote unwanted pregnancy and venereal diseases though. Those are bad."

You can't celebrate the creation of an environment that fosters a problem and pretend that it had nothing to do with the problem. But, if history has shown us anything, it's that the retards who love this sort of thing aren't big on details, cause & effect or alternate perspectives.

[Jack Klompus]

"We’re celebrating that those 170 people risked their lives and fortunes to stand for what they believed in, which is self-government,” Mr. Antley said... “There’s no shame or regret over the action those men took.”

This is like saying "I really love having unprotected sex. It feels great and there's nothing wrong with that. I'm not saying I want to promote unwanted pregnancy and venereal diseases though. Those are bad."

It's also akin to commemorating WWII over in Germany and Austria. They could celebrate those brave Nazi soldiers who risked their lives for what they believed in, which is a strong central government. Because those Nazis have been kicked around for an awfully long time, and have been accused of being racist. I'm sure they'd just like the truth to be known...

[bethany]

Couldn't agree with you more Vandelay.

Have you seen the latest arguments for keeping the stars and bars? The modern redneck will tell you it's heritage, not hate.

Just ignorance and racism.

[Vandelay]

Okay call on Mask...head is too thin though.

[Assman]

They could celebrate those brave Nazi soldiers who risked their lives for what they believed in, which is a strong central government. Because those Nazis have been kicked around for an awfully long time, and have been accused of being racist.

Oh, you mean kinda like this guy? That was his exact argument.

I think he won his election too, actually.

[Vandelay]

I'd be less concerned with him being a Nazi than I would that he has the mind of a 9 year old boy.

[Jack Klompus]

"Oh, you mean kinda like this guy? That was his exact argument."

This guy is all kinds of batshit. Can't there be a protocol for anyone who proudly announces they have an alter-ego? Like a white van just automatically shows up and whisks them away?

"I think he won his election too, actually."

No, thankfully he did not.

[Jeff]

I'd be less concerned with him being a Nazi than I would that he has the mind of a 9 year old boy.

Can't there be a protocol for anyone who proudly announces they have an alter-ego? Like a white van just automatically shows up and whisks them away?

The Vatican white van only shows up if he has the body of a 9 year old boy, not just the mind of one.

[Vandelay]

Snap.

[Assman]

Can't there be a protocol for anyone who proudly announces they have an alter-ego? Like a white van just automatically shows up and whisks them away?

Ooh, that could be fun.

[Kenny Bania]

"you're a bunch of racist, toothless, redneck, cocksuckers."

For the most part that's a pretty accurate statement. Ton of people down here are openly bigoted, especially outside of the metros.

White Power!