If Anyone's Interested...

...Thursday is December 23rd which used to be a pretty big fucking day around these parts so even though we average like a post a week now and everyone but myself and Newman have apparently retired from blogging and Assman even tweets...we still have a responsibility around here to uphold the best tradition of the year for cynical assholes like ourselves. I'll emcee which won't be so much as emceeing but pretty much just releasing a few posts throughout the day and as always, any and all of our readers can submit their grievances to [email protected] by midnight on the 23rd (Wednesday night). We encourage your participation but even if it's just me, that'll be fine because I do in fact have a lot of problems with you people.

Comments

[Schmoopie]

Assman tweets? Need link!

[Chickrawker]

yes, we need this twitter handle asap.

[Andrea]

Assman's tweets are, apparently, bigger news than Festivus. What is this world coming to?

There's clearly a War! On! Festivus!

[Vandelay]

Yeah, the one holiday you don't want to go to war with is Festivus. We shall prevail.

[Newman]

There's a war on Festivus!

- LOX News. Cause yinz are all Judiasts.

[Jeff]

Assman, we don't care if it's just 140 characters or fewer. Post here instead. I do not want to have to start following people on twitter. It results in douchey stuff like this:

http://twitter.com/MikePortnoy/status/14250134065909762

[howard in nyc]

i got a lotta problems with everyfuckingone. so you will be hearing from me

[Dr. Tim Whatley]

I haven't retired officially. I still have a lot to air out. I'll be there.

[Dr. Tim Whatley]

P.S. I guess I'm one and done for emceeing the event. That's okay, that was brutal. I was hammered!

[Vandelay]

Hold on there, soldier. If you're volunteering...

[Kenny Bania]

Oh shit. I gotta come up with something tonight. This isn't going to be pretty.

[Vandelay]

Bania, by noon tomorrow is fine.

[Jordans For Sale]

I could hardly keep myself awake~