So obviously this is very early and we don’t have a lot of details yet and of course we hope that the truth comes out and any guilty parties are brought to justice and so help me God, if we have to go with Dennis Dixon as the official quarterback of The Grieve, I’m prepared to do that. Here are the details from what I can gather…
- Ben asks cocktail waitress to fix his TV in his room
- Cocktail waitress complies
- Alleged rape occurs
- No criminal complaints or charges against Ben
- Ben wins Super Bowl (not relevant but still awesome)
- One year later, cocktail waitress sues Ben and eight other people. Ben for a bunch of really bad shit and the eight other people are co-workers who are being sued for aiding and abetting?
Look, I’m a guy who dresses his offspring in this man’s jersey so I’m probably not in any position to say that this seems shady with any fair amount of credibility so I’ll just throw it out there to you folks.
Does this seem a little shady?
WTF? When did Michael Vick stop being the official QB of the AofG? When he stopped being a Falcon and became a salad tosser?
Posted by: Jack Klompus | July 21, 2009 at 11:13 AM
I know Ben is not known as the brightest bulb, but who asks a cocktail waitress to fix their TV in their room? That alone seems shady, unless that is some new fangled code phrase that the kids are using these days.
Posted by: TMan | July 21, 2009 at 11:36 AM
What cocktail waitress thought that was a reasonable request? I usually ask them to do something within their expertise, like bringing me a draught beer, or if I'm feeling particularly confident in their skills, a whiskey sour. But fixing my TV? Agree: must be code.
Posted by: Aaron | July 21, 2009 at 11:58 AM
When did Michael Vick stop being the official QB of the AofG? When he stopped being a Falcon and became a salad tosser?
That's hard dude- give the guy a break.
Anyway, I thought Favre was top pooch. Doesn't he have more posts here than like Chris Benoit. Rothlessburger has like ten posts all from Vandelay.
Posted by: Mr. Kruger | July 21, 2009 at 12:41 PM
"That's hard dude- give the guy a break."
Right. Poor Mike Vick. Maybe some day opportunity will knock on his door.
Posted by: Jack Klompus | July 21, 2009 at 01:12 PM
When I declared the Steelers the official team of AofG, Ben became the official QB. Yes, I realize this means that we're stuck with Willie Colon as the official Right Tackle. We're working out those kinks.
Posted by: Vandelay | July 21, 2009 at 01:38 PM
Right. Poor Mike Vick. Maybe some day opportunity will knock on his door.
I was being sarcastic- for the record. The salad-tossing line was stellar.
Posted by: Mr. Kruger | July 21, 2009 at 03:07 PM
It sure was. Klompus is like Picasso if you give him some Italian dressing and another man's ass.
Posted by: Newman | July 21, 2009 at 08:44 PM
"Klompus is like Picasso if you give him some Italian dressing and another man's ass."
Oh I'm sorry, I thought you were off "scrabbling" some man-sphincter.
Posted by: Jack Klompus | July 21, 2009 at 09:07 PM
That would really hurt if it made any sense.
Posted by: Newman | July 22, 2009 at 09:16 AM
When I declared the Steelers the official team of AofG, Ben became the official QB.
October 11th will be fun, Vandelay. That'll be the Lions 5th win of the year, against the Steelers...here.
Posted by: Dr. Tim Whatley | July 24, 2009 at 06:38 PM