Gisele is Bat Shit Insane

I saw this Vanity Fair article linked on Deadspin and I’m still not sure what sucked me in (possibly NSFW), but for some reason, I just had to click on it and skim through. As if you needed any more reasons to envy the Brady, for as ridiculously hot as she is this broad can really bring the crazy, and I think we know what that means.

“I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that, but to me it’s not like because somebody else delivered him, that’s not my child. I feel it is, 100 percent,” Gisele says. “I want him to have a great relationship with his mom, because that’s important, but I love him the same way as if he were mine. I already feel like he’s my son, from the first day.”

Ummm…no. It’s not like that at all.

Okay lady grievers, let’s say your cleft-chinned boyfriend knocks you up and immediately after decides to leave you for a supermodel. You’re publically humiliated but ready to go through nine months of pregnancy alone because in spite of the emptiness that he’s left you with, all you have left in this lonely world is this bastard child. Presumably, you already despise this woman because she lives in the same town, is the wife of your child’s father, and yet you’ve never met her. Then one day you pick up a VF with her hot naked ass plastered all over it and you read that despite that little “giving birth” thing that you went through, she feels that the child is 100% hers.

That’s gotta be pretty much enough to put someone in a straight jacket, no?

Comments

[Mr. Kruger]

You're man boobs are leaking dude.

[Schmoopie]

There are ways to express good stepmotherly devotion without freaking people out, but that ain't it.

[Jack Klompus]

Perhaps Tom can buy her some inner monologue for her next birthday.

[bethany]

I'd say that's like boil a bunny territory.

You forgot to mention that no one said anything bad about Brady when he left his pregnant baby momma for a supermodel. I hope she's getting a LOT of child support. And that as soon as that kid can talk he is sure to point out to G that "you're not my mom" on a regular and tantrumy basis.

[Vandelay]

You forgot to mention that no one said anything bad about Brady when he left his pregnant baby momma for a supermodel.

I don't really recall but it's a safe bet that I did.

[Dr. Tim Whatley]

I believe it was Rich that said, "You'd be amazed just how much crazy one could tolerate if it came in a package like that."

[Rich]

I think what we have here is a case of JPS - just plain stupid. BSI - bat shit insane - is the chick that takes your oxford and loafer-wearing ass to an after-after-hours club where rubber wearing transvestite midgets offer up a variety of devices for your anal pleasure as a birthday gift. She is also best friends with May.

Really, this is just another case of Nick and Jessica: 2 airheads hooking up for no other reason than being too rich, dumb and pretty for their own good.