Me and My Ginormous Neck Wanna Wrassle You

   

Saturday marks the "biggest fight in MMA history" -- since the last one -- when Randy Couture comes out of semi-retirement to offer a title shot to Brock Lesnar at UFC 9,991.  Should be interesting.  For those of you who read this blog even when we're not praising the lifetime (minus one weekend) of Chris Benoit, Brock Lesnar is a former WWE and Japanese wrasslin' "champion."  Brock was also a non-make-believe wrestling champ in college in 2000, one year after losing out to current New England Pats lineman Stephen Neal -- who most likely cheated.  Now Lesnar is trying to steal Randy's belt like he did Stone Cold's 4-wheeler on Monday Night RAW one time.  Is Lesnar for real, or is he just another Kimbo?  He's definitely more legit than Kimbo, having beat some tough competition.  Like Frank Mir.  However, that's it.  Unless of course you're Georgiarded and think "beating" great "technical wrasslers" like Kurt Angle and the Rabid Wolverine in redneck vaudeville is worth anything more than a cup of shit n' dip spit.  My prediction: Couture prevails.  It probably won't be with a Frog Splash like Eddie Guerrero used, but I think it will be a knockout.

Aside from this being a shameless attempt at picking a fight with Real America, you may have noticed it's chock, full of, glossary terms.?

Comments

[Vandelay]

Isn't Lesnar like a lot bigger than Couture?

(minus one weekend)

Think about it.

[Newman]

I clearly noticed the attempt at goading a Vandelay.>?8

[Jack Klompus]

"Isn't Lesnar like a lot bigger than Couture?"

Yeah, but that never stopped Hulkamania from beating Andre the Giant.

"(minus one weekend)

Think about it."

I don't even need to think about it. It just makes obvious sense. Like Dale Jr. and the Amp Energy drink car.

[Aaron]

OK - "Georgiarded" officially fits.

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