It would be hard for me to add too much more hilarity to the idea of Chuck Norris leading a revolt against a government that's been in office for like fifty days so just do yourself a favor and read this…
When I appeared on Glenn Beck's radio show, he told me that someone had asked him, "Do you really believe that there is going to be trouble in the future?" And he answered, "If this country starts to spiral out of control and Mexico melts down or whatever, if it really starts to spiral out of control, before America allows a country to become a totalitarian country (which it would have under I think the Republicans as well in this situation; they were taking us to the same place, just slower), Americans won't stand for it. There will be parts of the country that will rise up." Then Glenn asked me and his listening audience, "And where's that going to come from?" He answered his own question, "Texas, it's going to come from Texas. Do you agree with that Chuck?" I replied, "Oh yeah!" Definitely.
Now the notion of some kind of crazy coup d’état by a bunch of pissed of righties whose party has been brainwashed them into believing that the POTUS is some type of mixed-breed Muslim/Commie is certainly no laughing matter. It’s a bit scary as a matter of fact. However, the idea of the revolution being led by Chuck Norris is more than likely the funniest thing you’ll hear this week because:
a) Is there any doubt that the rocket scientists in Texas would rally around Chuck Norris in a heartbeat without even considering that he doesn’t actually have experience with such a thing other than maybe the time he went into Vietnam and freed all of those POWs?
b) Does Chuck Norris hear so many Chuck Norris jokes that he actually starts to believe them?
No need to go on and on here. This thing just writes itself.


