It's International Love Day at The Airing of Grievances, and if you're not buying your woman a life-sized orangutan like Vandelay does, you're not even trying.
That said, here's a little bit of grief for some of you lovers who like to use the Facebooks. Not all of you, but... I'm talking about the people who share a profile with their spouse. If your first name on your profile is "Jim and Jenny" or some variation thereof, the rest of this post is directed toward you.
I can't get enough of this whore. From the comments on the previous article, I see that she went through a magnificent opus on what makes her a Steelers fan. Now, you might not care about what makes people a fan of which team (for me, it would be "I'm from Pittsburgh"), but when somebody achieves a level of fandom where they offer to blow any fellow fan following a huge win? Well, that's newsworthy, son.
And I mean, why not? This cookie-cutter porn star above with the giant tittays, Diamond Foxx, has offered to blow just about any Steeler fan that wants it provided the official team of the AofG takes care of business on Sunday. And that's why the Steelers are the AofG's official team....do you see anyone offering BJs to Grievers if Klompus' Red Sox win a title or if, say, one of Kruger's favorite hippies is elected to city council? NO! The answer is no. So until that changes, you may as well embrace the hypocycloid.
