Hey. Read the headline on this news story.
Seems like every few weeks there's another news story about a wife disappearing and a husband who acts like anyone's going to believe his story about how she "just left to go buy shoes and never came home. I figure she's out with another guy, since she's a cheating, worthless idiot that I hate, daydream about strangling, wish would shut the hell up and would never, ever murder and bury in the landfill out by the lake that I know you cops overlook in every investigation." Come on, man. We know you did it. Everyone can see the waves of heat coming off your Xbox and the trail of empty Chinese food packages leading out to the dumpster. You couldn't wait to be single again.
Especially if the husband in question is a cop who killed his first few wives too. When its a cop, you may as well start up the "indefinitely suspended with pay" paperwork because you know how this is going to turn out.
Which makes me wonder. If you're a dude, and you're sick of your wife, don't you know you can't just kill her? First of all, everyone will suspect you, even if you wait a good 2 months before you start letting your new shiny internet girlfriend stay over at the house. Second, you've clearly never watched CSI because if you had, you'll know that they're going to find her and somehow use DNA evidence to figure out what time it was when you stuffed her in a Hefty sack and said "I told you I'd take the damned trash out when I was ready, didn't I? Ha ha... I'm taking out the damned trash! Ha ha ha!" So you're screwed.
So, let this be a public service announcement to crazy men everywhere. Cut it out. Get a divorce lawyer or something. This is the kind of crap that makes them want to chop our dicks off. Thank you.