Short and sweet here from me, but I am busy as shit and don't need this type of aggravation.
Me: Can you please send a summary of the materials?
Happy Wandering Douchebag: I am finishing up the review and will have the summary soon!!!
Seriously, WTF is that?
Thursday: Catch the Yankee game at Cellular Field. Act like an obnoxious asshole Yankee fan all night long. Have one about 65-year old dude threaten me with "this ain't New York, this is the South Side of Chicago brutha, so watch it." Then have some little Napolean complexed fat dude hit me with "You're an asshole, you're a real fucking asshole," and make a very fake offer to take it outside. Then had to endure the shame of Joba blowing it, and just about had to be whisked out of the Stadium. Beautiful ball park, very good time, the pulled pork sandwich was fantastic.
Friday: Play a round at Harborside International, links style course, used rentals which were brand new Calloway set, over 50+ mph winds all day, reached the par 5, 560 yard 18th in two. Shot a 55 on the front and a 45 on the back, and was puffing my chest out a bit about that 45. Hardest conditions I've ever played. Oh yeah, shook Franco Harris hand in the lobby (texted Vandelay to tell him so and he simply replied "Fuck You"). Noticed a bunch of big black dudes on the course, one of my buddies asks someone from course if there is an event, person says Walter Payton Invitational and my buddy says: "Is Walter here?" The guy thought my buddy was trying to be funny and was not amused, it had just slipped his mind, however, and he felt awful. Barry Sanders, Bob Hope and Warrick Dunn were among other listed attendees who we did not see.
So, you are licensed physician and you are asked to do an autopsy and determine the cause of death for black guy found wrapped like a mummy in cellophane at the bottom of a Mississippi lake. What are the chances that you rule the death a suicide and explain: "It's the most determined case of suicide that I've ever seen." Well, if you are this guy, not bad. Not bad at all.
...live to fight another day. Recall Mama Chiles saying this once or twice when I was a little J.C. I'm guessing this guy never received that advice. (Double Shot of JD to Easy Ed Kranepool)
Rep. Geoff Davis (R-KY) on Obama: "I'm going to tell you something: That boy's finger does not need to be on the button. He could not make a decision in that simulation that related to a nuclear threat to this country."
Could it be because you're the dope who wrote in asking him for financial advice?
Heh. If only life had mulligans.
I'm still waiting for one of the Reverend Wright Bashers to give me an example of an "anti-white" statement he has made. While I'm waiting, I also figured we should take a look at the government-introduce-HIV-to-kill-off-black-people stuff that many folks argue qualifies the man as certifiable. But, in reality, does it? Is it completely implausible? Completely beyond the pale? Of course, the Obama campaign would never point this out, because too many people as my buddy BIG SEXY says are "not trying to hear it," but have we completely forgotten about the Tuskee Experiment, which lasted until 1972? Slippery Willie Clinton made a speech apologizing for this travesty just over 10 years ago, so there really is no grey area as to whether or not it really happened, is there? And as my man Ocho, Ocho says, "that's just what we know about." You don't think there's more that has never seen the light of day? Better yet, if Tuskegee never came to light, and Reverend Wright mentioned that today, the same people would be saying he is certifiable and reflexively claim he was "playing the race card." Do you disagree?
Rush hour. Times Square subway station (aka Hell on Earth). (For the uninitiated, being a sardine in a can would be infinitely more inviting than dealing with Times Square rush hour subway shit.) Black dude and white dude get into beef over subway space. Scuffle ensues. White dude knocks black dude's teeth out with a stiff right and cuts hand in process. Cops descend on scene. Black dude immediately gets cuffed and placed on bench. Cops do not restrain white dude. For 7 minutes, black dude is cuffed, sitting on bench, looking like criminal, everyone staring. White dude gets to freely talk it out and is let go. Cops come over to black dude, pick him off off bench, talk to him for about 5, uncuff him and let him go.
So, you're the patriarch of a black family living in a mostly white community in Long Island. A false rumor is going around that your teenage son raped one of the white fellas' sisters. In the middle of the night, two car loads of white teenagers show up at your driveway shouting racial epithets and looking for your son. What are you gonna do? AofG Legend Ocho Ocho: "Dude if your son and 2 cars of hooligans come to my house late night to kick my son’s ass, you might get shot. Seems perfectly reasonable to me. Why is no one asking why two cars of kids went to this man’s house and what their intentions were?"
This was in response to my noting "I could see why the guy would be pissed." Truth be told, I agree with Ocho. I had already heard this guy had been found guilty and figured he would get a much longer sentence then he did, so I guess was relieved to hear he only got 2-to-4. Bottom line: Bad situation all around.
