I know I don't post often when I have to learn a new version of Typepad each time I log in. Alas, I figured it was my turn since it's only a matter of time before Newman drops a rap about how the juice gave him his 400 lb. bench press and his 10 lb. neck pimples. And Vandelay's been picking up the slack, but we know better than to praise him too much. For one, football season is around the corner. And we know what that means -- lots of tinfoiling about how Goodell is conspiring to suppress the Steelers. Plus, we all know Vandelay has some other fresh skeletons he's dying to make us hate him for. There's gotta be a "My-wife-was-given-these-Michael-Buble-tickets-so-I-had-to-go-and-pretend-I-liked-it" -type shit somewhere in his queue. But I digress.
So what's new? Economy is both great and shitty depending on the link you click on. One thing that hasn't changed though -- people are still toking. And in weed news today, a pair of growers were busted in Canad-eh with 2300 plants and a dozen or so bears guarding the cash crop. Apparently, the economy has gotten so bad in White Mexico that Canuck pot growers can't afford human security. Instead, they buy a shitload of dog food and outsource it to wild fuckin' animals. Either that, or the bears had a taste for the sweet leaf so they were feeding them to keep them from eating the sticky. In any event, it's an interesting tactic. One thing we all know about pot: the line separating ingenuity and retardation pretty much disappears.
