The Airing of Grievances

I Don't Dig on Schadenfreude...

...but that was kind of awesome. Who would have ever thought that "The Patriots can't beat the Giants in the Super Bowl" would become a theme in the sports world. So check it out...that happened AND I had both Pats-7/Giants-5 and Pats-7/Giants-1 for squares winning me a couple hundred bucks. I also won tennis matches on both Friday and Saturday night. That's what you call a weekend, folks.

Oh...you wanted honest analysis? Fine. Let's check in with the wife of the losing team's quarterback...

“You [have] to catch the ball when you’re supposed to catch the ball,” she said in a video posted by TheInsider.com, via TBL. “My husband cannot f–king throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times.”

I can't believe it, either.

Anyway, as you know Klompus, I'm no stranger to watching my team lose a Super Bowl but you know what I found to be incredibly therapeutic last year? You guessed it.

Sagan.

 

No charge for that.

Also, The Movie Groundhog Day Didn't Really Happen

I can't even work up any snark over this. ABC News actually felt it was necessary to clarify to the public that the process by which the fine folks in Puxsutawney, PA determine the length of winter isn't necessarily scientificly legitimate. It's actually possible that when a groundhog sees it's shadow, upcoming temperatures may still have a chance to climb above average. Oh shit...there I go with the snark.

But as usual, there will always be those who deny the claims of honest research...

But don't tell that to the members of the Groundhog club's Inner Circle in Punxsutawney, Pa. "I would argue with the comments he doesn't have a great track record," Jon Johnston, Phil's "Chief Healthman" told ABCNews.com. "They're missing the point then. It's always winter somewhere."

Oh. Well it's always spring somewhere too. I'm confused...why are we doing this again?