The Airing of Grievances

So Nobody Wants a Million Dollars?

I ask this because my wife is going to see some medium tonight which she often does. I love her to death but the woman just revels in her gullibility. Anyway...I'm guessing this doesn't need to be reiterated with the audience here at the Grieve but just so we're clear: psychics, mediums, faith-healers, mind-readers...it's all complete bullshit. They are not only charlatans but in most cases morally corrupt charlatans that lie to people who are at weak points in their lives. I mean seriously...if someone could really talk to the dead, couldn't they get some information more valuable than "He loves you and misses you" or "He's sorry he never got to say good bye." Like, what is that? That could apply to not anyone but just about everyone! How about asking them what's on the other side? Is there a God? What does he expect from us? Nope. We know how it's done...we know how cold-reading works...we could train an idiot to do it. Now, I'm guessing that this whole community would consider me an asshole for stating this and perhaps rightfully so but if you really wanted to shut people up, why not prove it under reasonal experimental conditions?

Stupid Knowledge

 

Here you have a man running for POTUS telling a bunch of people to stop sending their children to college because they are institutions of indoctrination. By indoctrination of course he means teaching them things like science, philosophy,and critical thinking. You know...all that evil shit that catapulted us out of the dark ages. Plus, it's not as if we aren't full of institutions masquerading as colleges but are really just there to brainwash kids with their draconian rules. Nobody is stopping anyone from attending those places.

This man is obviously threatened by knowledge and information. This man obviously has no interest in progressing society and he seems perfectly content to want to drag it back to the dark ages. Yet this man is getting votes in these early primaries at a rather alarming rate. That's very scary to me and it should be to anyone.

Now I know that Asspologist will come along and be all like "No, no...you don't get it, Vandelay. He doesn't REALLY think that. He's just pandering to the lowest common denominator." Perhaps...although I'm not so sure with this loon. Even if that's true though, it's quite clear that him and all of his opponents want nothing more than to keep the ignorant as ignorant as possible. That's not leadership. It's very, very dangerous.

If it is in fact true that education is at odds with faith...and I think Santorum is right about that...the real fool is the one that thinks the problem with that is the education.

Gonna Want That One Back

Here's some footage from an interview with the mayor of New Haven, Connecticut...home of a bunch of Ivy League douchebags and apparently racist cops. When four cops were recently arrested for racial profiling against the Latino community, the mayor had a scandal on his hands and so in full damage control mode he went. Upon being asked what he was going to do to help out the Latino community going forward...well I won't even ruin it for you. It's just too good.

I Have A Confession To Make

I love awkward amateur produced videos that promote abstinence to young people. I love them more than Bristol Palin loves redneck douchebags. I don't even completely disagree with the message. Young people really are way too quick to jump in each other's pants and the entertainment industry simply can't exist without it. The Disney channel today is like MTV when I was a kid. MTV today is like the porn when I was a kid. I mean...I have daughters so I'm all about promoting an environment where we start thinking about the ramifications of this. Of course, I think it's important more for socio-economic reasons than "Jesus is gonna kick your heathen ass." Nonetheless, when a teddy bear becomes the voice of reason; well, everybody wins...

 

Is it me or is it just a bit presumptuous to think that just because a girl invites you to come in to her house it automatically means she wants to bang you?

Would You Mind Sharing My Dick? You Have MS So Why Waste It? In Defense of G-Newt

the awesomeness of ppl who run for president never fails to leave me lmfao. 

and now that wikapedia  is back up i can educate you retards on newts.  "A newt is an aquatic amphibian of the family Salamandridae, although not all aquatic salamanders are considered newts". 

a newt is also a gingrich- a newt gingrich.  or, one who likes to preach family values- like dick sharing.  dick sharing becomes necessary when a spouse develops a chronic disease that in some way inhibits sexual contact or the desire to engage in sexual contact.  it takes true politician to be a professional dick-sharer. 

Look At Me, Kruger.

Yes. Look at me when I'm talking to you. Have some respect.

Yeah, you can make fun of Newman's pictures, or tell him that he just doesn't get it, you can even tell him to go fuck himself with Challenger shrapnel. He's a man. He's 40. He can handle it.

But do you get it? Do you really? And do you think I'm at all happy about this? Do you think me and my whale buddies sit around high-finning each other because we are soon to be the talk of the net? Then Kruger...and I mean this with all due respect...you don't know shit about whales.

Seriously, Kruger. You don't know a whale from your fucking tampons. Which, by the way, can give you TSS even if you only stick them in your ass. How do I know this? I READ IT ON WIKIPEDIA! And once that's gone, all you'll know is all I know. Because whales will be the last things left on the internet to ask. Just us. Ask a whale! We'll give you the right answer. Or we might. Fuck if I care what I tell your dumb ass.

We whales are generally private creatures, Kruger. We do not want this attention, this spoktlight. In fact, we detest it. And you worry about the effect of applying the laws of SOPA and PIPA to things like 9 year old girls singing a karaoke version of "Put It In My Mouth" on Youtube, and rightfully so. But you don't give a fuck about us. About the whales. About the effect on us, on our communities, on our children...or calves or cows or whatever. I don't know what we call them. Because fucking Wikipedia is down. But rest Goddamned assured that we love them and we do not want to see it come to this just as much as or maybe even moreso than you humans. And I swear on Paula Deen's diabetes that we'll do all that we can to stop this from coming to fruition.

But in the end, Kruger, we are just whales. Just stupid, pointless whales swimming pointlessly in some pointless water living our whole entire pointless existence, right Kruger? But you humans...you can do something about this. And I don't mean you can comment on some blog posts or raise awareness or shave your pubes or whatever it is that white people love to do these days. Get out the pen and the motherfucking paper and write to your Congressman. Write to your Senator. Write to the fucking President. You don't even have to talk about PIPA every time. Write to your local Representative just to say hi. See how the wife and kids are holding up. But please, do something.

And when you do, Kruger, when you do...we just ask that you put in a polite word for us whales. We trust that's not too much to ask.

The Confusing Nature of Whale Sex

Look, it's not really up to me to say whether or not whale sex starts off with gang rape...it just appears that way. I mean, this broad clearly wants nothing to do with these assholes and they're all like, "Fuck it...let's just rub our 8 foot long schlongs all over her until she gives it up." Oddly enough...that works! Take it away Attenborough...

 

SOPA doesn't apply to the BBC, right?

A Whale Walks Into a Bar...

...wait, no it doesn't. BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKING WHALE. It can't whale it's way into a damn bar. People would FREAK the hell out, number one. That's not good for the bar's bottom line. Second, the whale would crush just about everything in the bar. Insurance probably doesn't cover that. Thirdly, you'd have to spray water on it the entire time. That creates like 5 problems. Fourth, it probably doesn't drink BECAUSE IT'S A DAMN WHALE. Fifth, like a hundred other things.

This is nonsensical. It's not even funny to think about a whale going into a bar. Yet, that's what PIPA and SOPA would turn the internet into. These would seriously be the only jokes that it would allow to remain on the web. You want that, comrade? Then GET UP and ROCK THE VOTE or the protest or whatever. Seriously. Bombard your local congressman with pictures of whales and jokes about whales and whaleporn and just about all of that not-good stuff. Do it for America. Hell, be selfish. Do it for yourself.

Whales walking into bars. Is this seriously what America is coming to? DROP THE SOPA!

WHALES

 

You pumped? You love that shit, huh? Well you fucking better because this is all that you're going to get on a SOPA-ed internet. Hey, another whale! Great.

Hopefully you all wake up before it's too late. I don't have enough grievances to air at whales. Don't get me wrong, fuck whales. But after like 35 minutes I'd be ready to move on.

AofG SOPA and PIPA Protest

 

This is a potentially pivotal moment for the internet as we know it. So hell yeahs AofG is getting in on the SOPA and PIPA protests. Or at least I am.

Besides being named by tonedeaf Italian immigrants, SOPA and PIPA are going to SUCK! I think. I honestly don't know much about them but on things where just about everybody is against something, I tend to believe they may have a point. Yeah, I know that is not a failproof method, but fuck off I have things to do.

From what I take it, these acts could allow government to shut down websites if there's any copyrighted material on them and imprison people and encourages whistleblowing and stuff like that and if it passes, the internet as you know it will cease to exist. It will pretty much only contain pictures of whales. So, today, I am running nothing but pictures of whales.