...wait, no it doesn't. BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKING WHALE. It can't whale it's way into a damn bar. People would FREAK the hell out, number one. That's not good for the bar's bottom line. Second, the whale would crush just about everything in the bar. Insurance probably doesn't cover that. Thirdly, you'd have to spray water on it the entire time. That creates like 5 problems. Fourth, it probably doesn't drink BECAUSE IT'S A DAMN WHALE. Fifth, like a hundred other things.
This is nonsensical. It's not even funny to think about a whale going into a bar. Yet, that's what PIPA and SOPA would turn the internet into. These would seriously be the only jokes that it would allow to remain on the web. You want that, comrade? Then GET UP and ROCK THE VOTE or the protest or whatever. Seriously. Bombard your local congressman with pictures of whales and jokes about whales and whaleporn and just about all of that not-good stuff. Do it for America. Hell, be selfish. Do it for yourself.
Whales walking into bars. Is this seriously what America is coming to? DROP THE SOPA!