I read about this press conference last week and forgot to follow up on it. Better to have the genius of Norm MacDonald highlighting it anyway. Normally when you read about something like this, you think it's gotta be exaggerated. It couldn't have happened, right? Not with Gloria Allred involved. I hope these greedy douchebag parents are happy they were able to humiliate their kids on a national stage.
On an aside, aren't the parents paying Allred to represent them? Why does the dad (Justin) play the part of the coital receptor in the demonstration? You'd think if he was going to volunteer to be part of the puppet show, he'd at least take the dominant role. Then again, maybe it's symbolic of the attorney-client relationship. At the very least, it supports McDowell's original theory on Justin.
If Justin has any friends, I hope they fuckin' taunt the living shit out of him until the day he dies.
Double whiskey to Big Al B. for sending this link.