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May 03, 2011


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Well said, Vandelay. I generally avoid paying any attention to this stuff. But I do love reading your occasional tirades about it.


Thanks Jeff. I envy you...this shit bothers me way more than I'd like it to.

Jack Klompus

"I don’t even understand the intricacies of this process by whereby people are made into saints. Canonization…beatification…sainthood…Greek."

Please allow Father Guido Sarducci to explain (circa 1979):

"To be made a saint in-a the catholic church, you have to have-a four miracles. That's-a the rules, you know. It's-a always been that-a way. Four miracles, and-a to prove it. Well, this-a Mother Seton-now they could only prove-a three miracles. But the Pope-he just waived the fourth one. He just waived it! And do you know why? It's-a because she was American. It's all-a politics. We got-a some Italian-a people, they got-a forty, fifty, sixty miracles to their name. They can't-a get in just cause they say there's already too many Italian saints, and this woman comes along with-a three lousy miracles. I understand that-a two of them was-a card tricks."


Klompus, did you just channel Becca?

Jack Klompus

'Klompus, did you just channel Becca?'

Becca was a miracle in her own right.

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Jack Klompus

"New borns make use of their own establishing sensory faculties to master regarding his news anime figures"

Isn't that a bit extreme, A-Fig? Here we are having an honest conversation about the Catholic church -- then you come along and sully it up with Japanese cartoonage. Fuckin' jerk.

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