As you may have heard, at the end of last week about 5,000 birds just fucking died in mid-flight and ended up strewn all over Arkansas. Then shortly after, a bunch of fish were found dead along the banks of the Arkansas river. Then today, 500 more birds plummeted to their death in Baton Rouge. Of course this all begs one very obvious question...what the fuck is going on with these birds and these fish? Science? Any help?
"We just think it's a rather strange coincidence," she said.
That's what she said. I've heard that fireworks shot them down and I've heard they just flew into each other in some sort of weird suicide attempt. Nobody really has any theories about the fish. Considering that this is happening in the bible belt and the calendar year just turned though...I'm gonna go ahead and assume the South is freaking out about a little rapture. Which is awesome. And scary. But awesome.
So really...tell me smart people...what gives here?