I'm not sure if everyone was aware of this but apparently the 150th anniversary of the U.S. Civil War is upon us. You know who is aware of it though? The losers. There's gonna be a party in the 843, y'all!!!
The events include a “secession ball” in the former slave port of Charleston (“a joyous night of music, dancing, food and drink,” says the invitation), which will be replicated on a smaller scale in other cities. A parade is being planned in Montgomery, Ala., along with a mock swearing-in of Jefferson Davis as president of the Confederacy.
Okay, listen up The South. If you want to keep on believing that you're some sort of fucking martyrs for trying to make your own country, by all means knock yourselves out. The fact remains however that if you had won that war then you'd probably still be owning a bunch of colored folk. If you really think you're being persecuted for being portrayed as a bunch of racists, maybe it's time to stop waving that stupid flag and stop celebrating an event in which you got your asses handed to you. To this day, slavery remains the most shameful and reprehensible part of this country's history and if you dumb hicks continue to think that war wasn't about slavery then us dumb Yanks are going to continue believing that you're a bunch of racist, toothless, redneck, cocksuckers.
Of course I'm generalizing here and speak only of these neo-Confedarists so back off me Dude from Georgia that still reads this blog but hardly ever comments!