I like my job, well I did. Until you had me doing shit that no one else wanted to do. Just because I am the only mother fucker that got their degree in a time I was alive doesn't mean that I willing will take on all the shit that is handed to me. Everyone else comes in at nine and knows exactly what they are doing. Me? I could be doing some shit some bastard that plays games or Facebooks all day SHOULD be doing, but I take it on due my "caring" for this shit hole. Noe you get some weight put on you from above and you shift the shit onto me. Say I don't see the 'big picture." Everyone knows its just cause your gay ass didn't get a big enough cock last night. Fuck You! Big Picture? You pay me shit, but have a useless bitch making twice I do doing a job that at any other place the person would be making 15 bucks an hour. Fuck You.
It's nice you give me 9 months warning to find another job. But when I tell you that someone needs training cause I am out of this hell hole before then...REPEATEDLY...no one shows up at the training. Then again the bitch that hust got her Bachelor's degree thinks that what I do is too "technical" doesn't want to take it on. FUCK YOU.
Funny how everyone else in my group is looking at jumping of the burning ship that you fucking lit on fire. Way to make it a friendly work environment. Hire the cute guy that has an ass you like for your assistant but don't even think about the fuckers here that are doing 4 jobs because you are to much of a pussy to fight the shit ass union that keeps the Facebooking fucks in their seats at 70K a year while I slave away doing their jobs.
I should just change some passwords and walk the fuck out, have fun asshole. Only thing I actually enjoy are the sweet asses in the sundresses (c'mon Spring.) Hell, I am so pisses I am actually starting to notice the Ugg boots and the shapely asses in the jeans. But then again you have me sharing a shit office that's either 30 degrees to hot or cold with two other people. Thanks you got us a office coffee maker! Its fucking cold by the time I get my mug back to my desk.
Thanks, I will take my time at lunch, there is a sweet titted Asian chick in a too short skirt that I want to gawk at some more. Not that you would care, you are to busy "working at home." Nice to see that you got that new credenza. Must be nice to make 150K a year and only "work" 2 days a week. How the hell do know what's cutting edge when you are thinking of that new boy toy and how he'd look polishing up the end table?
Oh, and when I introduce a product to you that would make production that much easier, it would be a little easier to give a presentation on it when I actually get to see it in action. Rather than taking another day off and driving to the conference to walk in for an hour, then leave...why not send the guy that suggested it? It would probably be easier for me to give a report on it if I actually got some fucking information.
On another note. Brett Favre, fuck you. Die already. You used to be revered by fans and media alike. Now the only people that give a shit work in Bristol, CT. Though I think that's only a contractual shit. Go home, text your cock to some other piece of plastic ass and fade off to the land of Wrangler jeans and Redman.