Kanye West Hates White People
I'm sure everyone except for maybe my brother has heard about Kanye's little stunt at the VMAs by now. It's a big deal because it gave like seventy of my facebook friends a chance to spew their moral indignation all over the joint and many other people the opportunity to state something painfully obvious but act like they were being enlightening. Yes, Kanye is an idiot. Kanye also sorta has a point though.
How the fuck does Beyonce' win "Best Video" but not "Best Female Video"? There's only two conclusions to be drawn here...
1. It's a stupid token award that means nothing and Taylor Swift shouldn't take herself so seriously.
2. Beyonce' has a penis.
I mean, as far as awards go, this is about as condescending as they come anyway, isn't it? Can we start calling Tyson Gay the best male sprinter on the planet?
Serena Hates Asian People
So she's serving to stay in her semi-final match at Flushing Meadows at 15-30 and foot-faults a second serve bringing it to 15-40 whereby she decides to threaten the line judge that had the audacity to enforce the rules of tennis resulting in a point penalty on match point and subsequently costing her the match. I hate this idea that anything goes on big points. I tip my hat to that little Asian woman and wouldn't ever want to see Chiles' girlfriend "shove a fucking ball up her ass."
Want to know the best way to avoid this happening to you if you ever happen to be in a US Open semi? Don't foot-fault! Everybody who picks up tennis should watch Boris Becker serve and just learn it. Becker would have never gotten called for a foot-fault because he doesn't move his feet and way too many players have to pull this shit with their back foot coming around and it's completely unnecessary. I offer her no points and may God have mercy on her soul.
Leodis McKelvin Hates His Knee
Seriously...that was retarded. Thankfully for him, it was only the second-most retarded thing from that game though...