I mean I'm as gangster as most, but come on. I can't compete with that. I need some tats!
What the f was Lil' Wayne thinking? That's just...I have no words for it. Gonna look great when he's 50. And what do the groupies think when he's hitting it? Is it like fucking a Microsoft Word document?
I gotta get some ink. Maybe a horse galloping across my back with a dude carrying a banner with some statement about life, like "IN SOVIET RUSSIA, BOX OF CHOCOLATES IS LIKE LIFE!".
Amateur.
Posted by: jackie | September 04, 2009 at 06:00 PM
Wow.
I mean, I love the Detroit Tigers with all my heart, but.. that's going pretty far. Raiders fans need to calm down.
Posted by: H.E. Pennypacker | September 06, 2009 at 01:11 AM
Raiders fans need to calm down.
Part of me agrees entirely. (That's the part of me that stood in line behind a guy with a Raider tattoo on his face and his girlfriend with a tattoo of topless women kissing each other at Disneyland yesterday.)
Part of me would like to remind you that it was a fucking fumble and that until we stop doing shit like trading #1 draft picks for overrated DL talent that can walk away at the end of the year anyway, we have no reason to calm down.
Posted by: Assman | September 07, 2009 at 10:29 PM