Easy enough I suppose but then you come across paragraphs like this one...
10:10. Tiger had 18 feet uphill for birdie, left to right. Didn't hit it hard enough. Tap-in par. Harrington shortsided himself but made a nice chip and should make par. He was disturbed, however, when Alvaro Quiros (we think) in the group behind rolled a second shot up onto the green before he putted. Caddie Steve Williams wasn't happy about it and went and stood on the front part of the green and glared back.
I wonder if there's any possible way to communicate that scenario without it coming off as completely ridiculous.
I don't understand golf. It seems like a sport for guys who like to go shopping a lot. I mean, what's the big deal- you walk around all day trying to hit a little rubber ball in a little plastic hole in the ground. How do you get excited about that?
Posted by: Mr. Kruger | August 13, 2009 at 12:46 PM
It's like they are liveblogging 4th grade recess.
Posted by: Newman | August 13, 2009 at 01:56 PM
Golf has never been a sport.
Posted by: Kenny Bania | August 13, 2009 at 03:32 PM
Kruger, you should move to Venezuela. Hugo banned it yesterday.
Posted by: Vandelay | August 13, 2009 at 05:54 PM
Kruger, you should move to Venezuela. Hugo banned it yesterday.
Great reason to move to the jungle.
Posted by: Mr. Kruger | August 14, 2009 at 09:00 AM
Golf, like bowling, is a sport for people who don't wish it to be too evident that they are not in shape.
Posted by: Jeff | August 14, 2009 at 10:58 AM
Golf would be much more interesting if every hole had a time limit that made it necessary to run to each ball. I'd consider it a sport if they made that change.
Posted by: Kenny Bania | August 14, 2009 at 02:15 PM
I'd like to see the ball explode after the time runs out too.
Posted by: Caboose | September 05, 2009 at 10:33 AM