So, I guess we've become such a lazy ass society when it comes to parenting our brats that it comes to this. A program that teaches kids how to play outside?
Excuse me, but...
Are you fucking kidding me?
Upon actually reading the article past the headline, which would be very easy to do and pass judgement on (like I did), wait...yep...that's exactly what this article is about. Folks in Wichita, Kansas, (which hang at a level just above Benoit fan and Georgia, I presume), decided it would be a good idea to get people off their fat asses and connect with nature...and their families.
"We wanted to encourage families to spend time outdoors, get away from all that technology and get back to the creative benefits of outdoor play," said Layla El-Chami, a family and consumer science extension agent and one of the organizers.
Well, it has come to this. With all due respect to Ms. El-Chami, and I am serious when I say that I do applaud her effort to get fellow Kans-tards off the four week old crumpled Ruffles and move out of doors. However, last I checked, and I may not be qualified to say this because my testicles have dropped and I don't think girls have cooties anymore, but, I FUCKING FIGURED OUT HOW TO PLAY OUTDOORS WHEN I WAS A KID. Open the door, roll a ball out, look both ways for traffic and "ta-da"...Genius! I didn't need a class to show me the ropes on what grass looks like or what happens to frogs when you jam a hot fire poker up their puckered assholes...we went out and did it, damn it!
Sweet Jesus, I don't mean to get a riled up, but Kim kardashian's Krusty Sheets, man! I cannot believe that community organizers had to spend a good amount of time to develop a course that teaches kids and parents what fundamentally we as human beings have been doing since, ohh, I don't know, Adam was trying to finger bang Eve in the garden four thousand generations ago!
Pathetic. Again, nothing against the organizers, since they recognized the need to get these slugs moving, but, abso-fucking-lutely pathetic.
What say you, grievers?
P.S. - Names are names, and it is a kid and all, but do you think that girl got the name Taylah because pops is from the Northeast? Just a thought...