Not Enough O's in Smooooooth...

So I suck at writing captions and everything that I want to write keeps coming off as either chauvinistic or racist but fortunately, this picture pretty much stands up alone just fine.

Of course, we all know why that other guy is so amused.

Comments

[Faith]

That little tidbit made me giggle when I saw it on GMA this morning. Of course, they showed the video of what actually is happening there, and Obama wound up coming out non-perverted in it, but Sarkozy didn't, and it made me laugh even harder! Gotta love it! He wouldn't be Sarkozy if he didnt openly ogle a nice ass...

[Vandelay]

I know! Contrary to popular belief, French people really are awesome.

[Mr. Kruger]

It seems as though the self-righteous are determined to have their day.

Contrary to popular belief, French people really are awesome.

I love France but hate the French. They're arrogant douchebags that let their kids crap on the sidewalk. I know, you were being sarcastic.

[Faith]

I love France but hate the French. They're arrogant douchebags that let their kids crap on the sidewalk.

And their dogs.

But one of the things to love about France, or at least Paris, is that they have those street-cleaner thingies that come through every morning (or every other morning...I can't remember, since it's been years since I lived there!) and wash all that shit away! I swear the street I lived on was so narrow, they actually scrubbed part of the sides of the buildings they passed, too. Fabulous!

[Whatley]

they actually scrubbed part of the sides of the buildings they passed, too. Fabulous!

That's good for when I go there and piss all over the walls after drinking their shitty beer.

[Faith]

No joke, I almost dumped a tub of water on a dude who was pissing on our building one night after the bars closed. The pissing would have been fine. Shit, that's just normal there, really. It was that he was singing at the top of his lungs as he did it. And apparently he hadn't pissed all night long, because it was one loooonnng piss he was taking! I yelled at him, he yelled back...it was a quintessential Parisian moment every visitor should have, really.

[Mr. Kruger]

That's good for when I go there and piss all over the walls after drinking their shitty beer.

Whatley- for the best beer go to Germany. Get the Kolsch brewed in Cologne only and you'll be pissing liquid gold my man. Plus German women are pretty loose. It's a win/win.

[Whatley]

Plus German women are pretty loose. It's a win/win.

I still have dreams that I can show up in Germany and end up just like Rusty in "European Vacation"...only sealing the deal.

[Eric Francis]

One of the things that tips the hand of the French historically is that for centuries, about 15 of them, they lived with a mass grave in what located near what is now Les Halles. By the 16th century it was just a reeking mess - caving into adjoining basements, the odor ruining wine and perfume, et cetera. So finally one of the Louies decrees that it will become a vegetable and spice market. I'm not sure which reveals more about these people who I somehow manage to like despite themselves; that they lived with the mass grave in the middle of their city for an aeon, or that they put a food market in its place once the bones were hauled down to the Catacombs. I loved and endured Paris for 18 months and this was one fact that helped me get a grasp on the nature of the society. I am surprised that they didn't eventually put a museum there - Musee des Innocents, with reproductions.

[Jack Klompus]

Eric, that was very thoughtful and insightful. What the fuck are you doing here?

[Jeff]

Eric, that was very thoughtful and insightful. What the fuck are you doing here?

Allow me, Klompus.

Barrack Obama is the best of the best!!!
lifetime versus weekend???? think about it.