View from the media left: "This cat's pretty good! Stupid ass flies trying to bring change to a halt! I think we will bend over again and blow him. *slurp*"
View from the media right (see: FOX): "Why is this guy giving us shit about Gitmo torture? That poor fly didn't do shit to him. I think I'll do a segment on how I felt on 9/12."
View from PETA: "How dare you swat an air kitten! Where is Eva Mendes to show her nice ass in protest?"
View from Whatley, currently on vacation: "Who gives a shit about a damn fly? I have a hotel stationary bike giving me a fuckin' colonoscopy. Who approves these hotel reviews anyway? Fitness center my ass. Wilbur Wright's exercise bike and a treadmill used on the set of On Golden Pond is not a 'Fitness Center'"
That is all.
That was awesome. Proud moment for the GOP. They've officially taken the same stance as fucking PETA.
Posted by: Vandelay | June 19, 2009 at 10:13 AM
Vandelay's right. Both are currently off the charts on the Lost All Credibility scale.
Posted by: Schmoopie | June 19, 2009 at 11:32 AM
"Proud moment for the GOP. They've officially taken the same stance as fucking PETA."
How do you figure?
Posted by: Jack Klompus | June 19, 2009 at 01:34 PM
Well I'm using GOP in general terms of course (see: FOX news).
Posted by: Vandelay | June 19, 2009 at 03:20 PM
@Whatley - a shtickle of html
Anchor tag
Posted by: Rich | June 19, 2009 at 03:51 PM
Whatley, every youtube video has an 'embed' window on the right. just copy all that stuff in there and stick it in the 'edit html' window of typepad then publish with the rest of the stuff.
Posted by: Mr. Kruger | June 19, 2009 at 04:04 PM
"Well I'm using GOP in general terms of course (see: FOX news)."
Did FOX News criticize Obama for swatting the fly? Must have missed it.
Posted by: Jack Klompus | June 19, 2009 at 04:45 PM
I don't know man. I'm just responding to the post. Whatley reported it...why don't you bug him?
Hey-O!!!
Posted by: Vandelay | June 19, 2009 at 05:12 PM
I dunno, I thought Obama's fly-ass-kicking sorta kicked ass.
Posted by: H.E. Pennypacker | June 19, 2009 at 07:15 PM
In completely unrelated news... this one is directed at The Good Doctor himself:
Did you see that uberdouche Scott Boras -- Magglio Ordonez's agent -- is bitching about Jim Leyland benching him? What the hell is wrong with this guy?! This shit makes no sense. The manager does what the manager wants, and the agent can just sit there and take it, because the agent's not the one who's behind Adam Everett in slugging percentage, his client is. My head nearly exploded as my eyes passed over the words. Anyway, there's a story on the Detroit News website; good luck keeping your shit together whilst reading it.
Posted by: H.E. Pennypacker | June 19, 2009 at 07:24 PM
Perhaps some chopsticks, circa Karate Kid, are in order to catch the fly next time.
Posted by: bethany | June 19, 2009 at 08:16 PM
Whatley, every youtube video has an 'embed' window on the right. just copy all that stuff in there and stick it in the 'edit html' window of typepad then publish with the rest of the stuff.
Got it. HTML has always been an issue with me. Afterall, those pesky carrots and italics and shit baffled me for months.
Did FOX News criticize Obama for swatting the fly? Must have missed it.
I don't know if they really did. All I know is that was what I was imagining in my head as I was pedaling my ass away on a cheap stationary bike. It kinds sounds like something they would do, don't it?
The manager does what the manager wants, and the agent can just sit there and take it, because the agent's not the one who's behind Adam Everett in slugging percentage, his client is.
This statement alone is justification for benching him. Adam Everett? C'mon. Magglio is content looking for Uncle Charlie to be thrown like he is a wimpy 11 year old being looked down upon by Danny Altamonte's mustached ass in Williamsport. Leyland needs to sit his ass down.
Or...Maggs' getting off the juice is really making him look bad.
Posted by: Whatley | June 19, 2009 at 10:48 PM
"Or...Maggs' getting off the juice is really making him look bad."
The Lou Diamond Phillips circa 1993 look isn't helping him either.
Posted by: Jack Klompus | June 21, 2009 at 11:02 AM
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Posted by: Jack Klompus | June 23, 2009 at 03:44 PM
MESSAGE
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