I saw this Vanity Fair article linked on Deadspin and I’m still not sure what sucked me in (possibly NSFW), but for some reason, I just had to click on it and skim through. As if you needed any more reasons to envy the Brady, for as ridiculously hot as she is this broad can really bring the crazy, and I think we know what that means.
“I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that, but to me it’s not like because somebody else delivered him, that’s not my child. I feel it is, 100 percent,” Gisele says. “I want him to have a great relationship with his mom, because that’s important, but I love him the same way as if he were mine. I already feel like he’s my son, from the first day.”
Ummm…no. It’s not like that at all.
Okay lady grievers, let’s say your cleft-chinned boyfriend knocks you up and immediately after decides to leave you for a supermodel. You’re publically humiliated but ready to go through nine months of pregnancy alone because in spite of the emptiness that he’s left you with, all you have left in this lonely world is this bastard child. Presumably, you already despise this woman because she lives in the same town, is the wife of your child’s father, and yet you’ve never met her. Then one day you pick up a VF with her hot naked ass plastered all over it and you read that despite that little “giving birth” thing that you went through, she feels that the child is 100% hers.
That’s gotta be pretty much enough to put someone in a straight jacket, no?