Too Good To Pass Up

I realize that it's late on Friday afternoon and probably nobody is around to see this but when you come across a story about Verne Troyer suing his sex tape partner that produces quotes from his lawyer like this one...

"When you pick up a 2'8" human being and throw him to the floor, it hurts."

...I'd say it's worth 5 minutes of my day.

In other news, Verne Troyer has a sex tape partner which presumably means that people watch Verne Troyer having sex. I think we should just lock those people up right now. I mean, I suppose there's a sliver of a chance that they could someday contribute something to society, but is it a chance that we really want to take?

Look, we can all agree that midgets aren't funny. It's an unfortunate genetic anomaly that no one should have to endure. However, midgets suing their ex-girlfriends for chucking them around the room just for goofs...that's funny.

Really, really funny.

Comments

[Jack Klompus]

"Look, we can all agree that midgets aren't funny."

Nope. Midgets are funny. They just are.

[Jackie]

I'm with Klmopus. Especially when Gorilla Monsoon is calling the match.

[Dr. Tim Whatley]

"However, midgets suing their ex-girlfriends for chucking them around the room just for goofs...that's funny."

I'd say it's God Damn hilarious.

[Dr. Tim Whatley]

Hey, how in the hell do I get to be special where if I am referring to a quote I can have it in italics? Just curious...

[jackie]

Dr. Whatley: Here is what you do.

[em]Language you wish to quote.[/em]

But instead of using brackets [em] [/em], use carrots...

Got it?

[Mr. Kruger]

....or you can use i in place of em.

Hollywood never disappoints.