That's Hot

As my man Ocho Ocho says, funny is funny.

Like? No like?

More importantly, would you hit it?

Comments

[Ocho Ocho]

She remains on the fence though, which is perhaps the best thing she could do for Obama.

[jackie]

Fence or no fence, after that add, the sheeple will conclude that she is wholeheartedly with Obama.

[Newman]

Who cares who she is voting for?

[Jeff]

I thought it was funny. Not that she wrote it, or anything. And, to the other Q, yes. Sure, there are risks involved, but life is short.

[jackie]

Who cares who she is voting for?

I don't. You don't. But bitter poor white people who cling to guns and religion will. Yeah, I know, probably in McCain camp already.

Still, if McCain camp did not have some intelligence that painting Obama as part of Celbrity Cabal would be to their advantage they would not have tried to do so. Can't help Obama that the bimbette will be perceived by some to be at forefront of his campaign.

[jackie]

"And, to the other Q, yes. Sure, there are risks involved, but life is short."

"Risks." I can see going a lot of places with this. What do you have in mind?

[Schmoopie]

Would you hit it?

Irrelevant. She wouldn't come near any of you plebeians so the question is moot.

[Assman]

Funny ad. Shitty resolution to the energy crisis.

I'm not convinced this 'celebrity' attack is going to work for McCain. I mean, people use that approach to make fun of people like, say, Paris Hilton (or Brangelina) all the time, yet, when that name shows up on the bottom line ticker, we're all reading it. We're looking at her retarded videos on the internet and deciding whether or not we'd hit it.

Saying Obama's a celebrity is only going to make people instinctively run to him, even if they think they won't. We're all very, very stupid.

[jackie]

"We're looking at her retarded videos on the internet and deciding whether or not we'd hit it."

Non-responsive.

[Ocho Ocho]

"Would you hit it?

Irrelevant. She wouldn't come near any of you plebeians so the question is moot."

Not true. I know three people who have hit it from a surprisingly diverse background. And the guy from the video also lacks patrician genes. However he did carry a lot in his plebian jeans.

[phil]

Assman is right here, and it's what is scary about our political system. People are lazy, and vote according to a lot of factors having nothing whatever to do with whether the candidate is a good leader. I always stop short of feeling like an aristocracy of the more thoughtful is better than doing things this way. That's scary in its own right.

Having children in this society is another thing that largely taken lightly. All you need is the biological ability. But, that has always been the case...

And, if I were wrapped in enough plastic, I would hit it. That's how thoughtful I am.

[Ocho Ocho]

I hit it bare. The odds of contracting HIV from hetero sex are slim. I risk a Herpes outbreak for the Palimony jackpot

[Assman]

Non-responsive.

I answered that question the first time you asked it a few months ago. And I believe I asid, yes, just about every guy would hit it.

[jackie]

"I answered that question the first time you asked it a few months ago. And I believe I asid, yes, just about every guy would hit it."

Recollection refreshed.

[Dr. Tim Whatley]

I think it was funny. I still wouldn't hit it with Vandelay's dick and Klompus pushing, but that is my personal preference only.

"Irrelevant. She wouldn't come near any of you plebeians so the question is moot."

This is more reality for me, however.

[jackie]

Hey Whatley: Thought we taught you how to italicize? What gives? Are you just trying to be Provincetown-different?

[Jack Klompus]

"And I believe I asid, yes, just about every guy would hit it."

Hit it? I think just about every guy would do no less than donkey punch it.

[Jack Klompus]

"And I believe I asid, yes, just about every guy would hit it"

Hit it? I would think just about every guy would, at a minimum, donkey punch it.

[Jack Klompus]

Fuck you, Typepad. In italics, and in bold font.

[Vandelay]

I knew we've been over this already.

[jackie]

Fuck you, Typepad. In italics, and in bold font.

Used to be funny.

[Jack Klompus]

"I knew we've been over this already."

Holy shit, what was I thinking? I forgot the AofG NEVER recycles material, or beats dead horses. Apologies, won't happen again.

[Vandelay]

Klompus, your post confuses me to no end. Not only am I not complaining and don't expect everyone to remember something from a year and a half ago but only pointing people to that epic thread where Big-O threatened to beat up me and SLewman, but you know you didn't write this, right?

[Crazy Joe Davalo]

I'd hit it and vote for it for president (fuck you Hillary Clinton)

[Jack Klompus]

"but you know you didn't write this, right?"

I just thought I ought to join the army before I got drafted...

[Assman]

I knew we've been over this already.

That guy in that picture really does look like Jared.

[Jeff]

"Risks." I can see going a lot of places with this. What do you have in mind?

You know, STDs. But, dim-wittedness notwithstanding, she's hot. Scmoopie is right though, the point is moot.

[Jackie]

I'd completely forgotten about the comments in that thread. Classic stuff.

Nice work, Vandelay.

[Dr. Tim Whatley]

Yeah, the italics thing and I were having problems, probably because my short term memory has been severely hampered by Samuel Adams.

And I didn't have any carrots.

[H.E. Pennypacker]

That was actually pretty funny.

Also, I'd hit it, but I'd triple-bag it, just to be on the safe side. This one's seen more latex than the walls of a New York City apartment.

[phil]

Not to worry, Whatley. I'm afraid to even try it for fear I'll screw up so bad I'd be banned.

[jackie]

That is damn good stuff, Whatley. You are excused.

Refresher: [em]text you are quoting[/em], but use carrots <> instead of brackets [].

[Xuxa]

You can't admit women have small brains, but you wish to donkey punch them? In an Aryan society we accept the truth and protect the women. No, jew deal soup for you liberal mushbrains.

They would still protect their pussy from undesirable "nice" donkey punching hypocrites like you, who don't have your priorities "straight" pea brain kunt.

You probably think that is acceptable since you consider yourself an honorary woman, for your small wittle whigger brain, kunt.

DONKEY FIST THAT USELESS LIBERAL SHIT!

[Xuxa]

You can't admit women have small brains, but you wish to donkey punch them? In an Aryan society we accept the truth and protect the women. No, jew deal soup for you liberal mushbrains.

They would still protect their pussy from undesirable "nice" donkey punching hypocrites like you, who don't have your priorities "straight" pea brain kunt.

You probably think that is acceptable since you consider yourself an honorary woman, for your small wittle whigger brain, kunt.

DONKEY FIST THAT USELESS SENSATIVE LIBERAL SHIT BITCH!