This video for a place called "Guido Beach" on the Jersey shore is a lot like Pulp Fiction in that you can watch it over and over again and keep picking up more and more of it's brilliance every time...
Guidos are the gift that keep giving for sure. I grew up surrounded by these people and the shit just never gets old. I'm not sure what my favorite quote is yet but for now I'll go with "I'm a girl's guy."
Don't deprive yourself of this masterpiece, folks. I'd never steer you wrong.
Redeemed you are Vandelay.
Posted by: Ocho Ocho | August 04, 2008 at 03:01 PM
I'm supposed to respond to this? I still need a half hour to convince myself that it actually happened.
Posted by: Assman | August 04, 2008 at 03:04 PM
Redeemed you are Vandelay.
From what?
Asininity on the Sox?
Posted by: jackie | August 04, 2008 at 03:07 PM
Thanks Ocho. It's good to be back.
Assman...same feeling I had. The thing really speaks for itself. I'm sure your take on Jen would be appreciated though.
Posted by: Art Vandelay | August 04, 2008 at 03:33 PM
Vandelay, did you not go to St. Peter's Fiesta in Gloucester when you were in Massachusetts a little over a month ago? You could have witnessed the same thing in person.
"I'm not sure what my favorite quote is yet but for now I'll go with "I'm a girl's guy."
My favorite anecdote is from that bullshitter Dino, talking about how he went clubbing and had two threesomes after breaking his femur. Right, his buddies just had a huge bottle of painkillers. Yeah. And he just hopped around on one leg. Yeah, that's the ticket.
Posted by: Jack Klompus | August 04, 2008 at 03:56 PM
hy-f***ing-sterical. sadly it makes me miss the shore. And I think my fave quote is "you know, Jewville"
Posted by: Savas | August 04, 2008 at 04:00 PM
Where I'm from (GA), we call these rednecks. If you look closely, I think you can even see the trailers in the distance...
Posted by: honey | August 04, 2008 at 04:08 PM
Dino, talking about how he went clubbing and had two threesomes after breaking his femur
Dino, in scientific circles, is known as fullofshittus guidus.
I'm sure your take on Jen would be appreciated though.
Jen being the one whose mom basically said "she's got to fuck him, not me"? Jen being the one who brawled with her ex-boyfriend's girlfriend 2 minutes after meeting her "new boyfriend"?
It was like watching Rick James get interviewed on Chappelle's Show.
I'm not sure what my favorite quote is yet but for now I'll go with "I'm a girl's guy."
"I'm from New Jersey, which is the greatest state in all of Jersey."
Old Jersey, for example, has a poor tax system and Moderately Recent Jersey has way too many Mexicans.
Posted by: Assman | August 04, 2008 at 04:23 PM
While they probably share the same aversion for black people, I don't see how you could confuse a guido with a redneck.
Klompus, unfortunately I missed it by 3 days.
Posted by: Art Vandelay | August 04, 2008 at 04:23 PM
YouTube pulled the video! No!!!
Posted by: Assman | August 04, 2008 at 06:08 PM
It's still out there: http://www.shoutfile.com/v/jWbFkrY2/Guido-Beach-AKA-Douche-Bag-Beach.html
Posted by: A-rez | August 04, 2008 at 06:28 PM
The situation has been handled accordingly. Thanks A-rez.
Posted by: Art Vandelay | August 04, 2008 at 06:40 PM
Good as place as any for Little Gino to make an appearance.
Posted by: jackie | August 04, 2008 at 07:21 PM
Sorry, thought this was about us. Later, guys!
Posted by: Spandau Ballet | August 05, 2008 at 11:49 AM
I miss this kind of stuff not living back east anymore. Now, all I have is Detroit.
Posted by: Dr. Tim Whatley | August 05, 2008 at 03:01 PM