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Let's break down Charlie Sheen's apology to his ex-wife everyone but his ex-wife for a goof...

"I deeply apologize by my choice of words to all I have obviously offended..."

Translation: As I understand it, the word "c--t" is offensive to practically an entire gender and the word "n-----r" is incredibly offensive to an entire race. Sorry about that.

"...especially to Tony Todd, an African-American, who was my best man at my first two weddings."

Translation: See? I'm not racist! Would David Duke have a god damn spear chucker as his best man not once, but twice? I think not.

Sheen added, however, that "three and one-half years later, the reasons that caused the anger and frustration displayed on that voice mail continue to be manifested on a daily basis..."

Translation: THAT FUCKING C--T N-----R!!!

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Comments

[Dr. Strangejazz]

I think Sheen was taken out of context. Besides that voice mail was released in 2005.

Denise Richards isn't black right? So why would he call her the N word?

[Art Vandelay]

Besides that voice mail was released in 2005.

Why...was that acceptable in 2005?

[jackie]

I'm pretty sure I once heard that Denise Richards is part eggplant.

Nice work, Vandelay.

[jackie]

I think Sheen was taken out of context.

Really? How so?

Besides that voice mail was released in 2005.

And his apology was release in 2008. What's your point?

[Art Vandelay]

I'm pretty sure I once heard that Denise Richards is part eggplant.

Sicilian grandmother I take it?

"especially to Tony Todd, an African-American, who was my best man at my first two weddings"

Never would have guessed Sheen would be buddies with Candyman.

[Assman]

Two things:

1.) Thanks for giving me an excuse to go to US magazine's website for the first time ever.

2.) Thanks for using that picture and reminding my penis that it needs to re-up the restraining order it filed against me in 1998 after I watched that movie.

[Art Vandelay]

For the record, this is the actual voicemail he's apologizing for...

"Yeah, I just got your other email and I’m a little confused because you told me that was something you only told a couple of people and this and that and I just, again you continue to be deceitful and mischievous and sneaky, and you're a fucking liar. Okay? You're a fucking liar. So, you know what it's like, fuck you. Okay, I hope you rot in fucking hell. You're a piece of shit fucking liar and I hope you fucking rot in hell. So fuck you. I hope I never fucking talk to you again you fucking cunt. Fuck you. You're a coward and a liar and a fucking nigger alright, so fuck you."

He also once told her to "go cry to your bald mom you fuckin loser" while her mom was having chmotherapy treatments.

It occurs to me that he doesn't like her very much.

Thanks for using that picture and reminding my penis that it needs to re-up the restraining order it filed against me in 1998 after I watched that movie.

Killin' me.

[Mr. Kruger]

Thanks for giving me an excuse to go to US magazine's website for the first time ever.

Seconded, I couldn't think of a better way to kill 15 minutes. MILF city!

[Dr. Strangejazz]

Didn't he apologize for this in 2005? It's kinda strange this pops up again just as Denise Richards show is now on the air.

This whole thing seems contrived.

[jackie]

This whole thing seems contrived.

Vandelay is blushing.

[Craig]

Denise Richards isn't black right? So why would he call her the N word?

I'm pretty sure I once heard that Denise Richards is part eggplant.

Well now her performance as White She-Devil in Undercover Brother really confuses me.

[Mr. Kruger]

Well now her performance as White She-Devil in Undercover Brother really confuses me.

I don't like mayonnaise, never have- maybe there's an eggplant in my woodpile.

[soupnazi]

...just a little reminder to us all to never say, write, email, think ANYTHING that we dont want repeated, YOU F*CKING WHINY LITTLE RAT B*ASTARDS!!

[soupnazi]

....sorry--that should have read B*STARDS!!!