This is Awesome

I know nothing of religion, nor can I intelligbly opine on any of the religious stuff anyone is saying here, but that does not stop me from confidently presenting this to you as A True Internet Gem.

(Thanks Vegas)

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[Jack Klompus]

Smoke:

11 seconds in --
Young Romneybot:
We go'round preaching 'bout Jesus Christ.

Warren Sapp: "Oh really?"

Fire:

Sapp: "But evidently and obviously, some of us are lying about who we really believe in."

I'm gonna have to use "evidently and obviously" in front of everything for the next 2 weeks or so. Awesome, Chiles.

[Jeff]

Out-proselytized!

[Dolen]

Oh, that's Warren Sapp?

[Assman]

That wasn't fair. Those cats weren't prepared for a proper discussion.

And I have to admit, Warren Sapp brought it with the debating skills. Pointed out some holes in that logic and called it a night.

[Schmoopie]

Religion doesn't do anything for me, but that was delicious.

That guy should be a lawyer because he eviscerated the missionaries so smoothly. I liked the dim face on Portly Mormon better than the resentful look that Skinny Mormon had—just dumbfounded.

[Jack Klompus]

"That guy should be a lawyer because he eviscerated the missionaries so smoothly."

In all fairness, he wasn't exactly going up against tough competition. An owning, nonetheless. But we know those two young pods will never approach a carload of cornrows ever again.

[phil]

"Those cats weren't prepared for a proper discussion."

Hell no. Little did they know what they were up against.

But, these kinds of "discussions" are almost never an exchange of ideas or points of view. They are about getting the other person to believe what you do. No open minds were present here.

[Mr. Kruger]

Mormons + Reality = Humor

[Schmoopie]

Come on, Klompus—those boys had been in training their whole lives, absorbing the Mormon creed and preparing to do their year or two in the missionary position. They should've been ready to rebut arguments from fans of Jesus.

[Jack Klompus]

"Come on, Klompus—those boys had been in training their whole lives, absorbing the Mormon creed and preparing to do their year or two in the missionary position."

Like I said, not tough competition.