Some Tuesday One-Hitters
After the long weekend, I don't think I have the mental capacity to come up with an actual take on anything nor am I remotely inclined to leap into actual work so here's some random shit if you need it...
- I love Memorial Day weekend as I always equate it with the beginning of summer but at the same time it's always a little depressing because it means that summer is already starting to end (even though it technically is still 3.5 weeks away).
- It looks like a certain AofG contributor has himself a new hero.
- "I didn't know a damn thing about them whacking that poor girl's knee with a tire iron but to keep me quiet, my husband raped me, even though I didn't know a thing about it." Hmmm...
- If you look close enough, Jessica Biel sorta looks like Martina Navratilova. You'd still hit it though.
- Dentist to the Stars and AofG commenter extraordinaire, Dr. Tim Whatley, has a blog...breathtaking.
- Poignant or flat-out creepy?
- I'm all for breaking down racial gender barriers and whatnot, but there's a better chance of me hanging a Patriots flag outside of my house than being within a 3 mile radius of a movie theater this weekend. So while the wife has her little GNO Friday night, I'll be home with the kids doing something really masculine like watching HSM II for the 88th time.
"If you look close enough, Jessica Biel sorta looks like Martina Navratilova. You'd still hit it though."
Martina sure as hell would hit it.
"It looks like a certain AofG contributor has himself a new hero."
I suppose I deserved that. But all joking aside, that guy pulled a dick move. If you're able to get by them, then move on with your life.
Posted by: Jack Klompus | May 27, 2008 at 12:31 PM
Jessica Biel looks a little bit like Martina in the eyes and the nose. And, to my knowledge, very few people name those body parts as the reasons they want to meet Jessica Biel.
Posted by: Assman | May 27, 2008 at 02:22 PM
Klompus, I'm a biker, and I hate it when they pull that shit. Many of those hardcore guys are assholes. And not as many are gay as most people think.
Jessica Biel. Mmmm... Doesn't look all that great from the neck up out of make-up, but otherwise, Assman is correct.
The film clip - kinda creepy. Somebody had to use real kids to shoot that.
Tonya Harding (yawn...)
Posted by: phil | May 27, 2008 at 03:06 PM
"Klompus, I'm a biker,"
Biker, huh? Are you riding a motorcycle or a bicycle? If it's the latter, you're a cyclist -- not a biker. Just thought you should know in case you ever want to get served at the Titty Twister.
"And not as many are gay as most people think."
Why the disclaimer then?
Posted by: Jack Klompus | May 27, 2008 at 03:26 PM
Jessica Biel looks a little bit like Martina in the eyes and the nose. And, to my knowledge, very few people name those body parts as the reasons they want to meet Jessica Biel.
Of course, and to be honest I don't even find her mug unattractive at all. It simply resembles that of Martina, whose mug I don't find remotely attractive. Or do I? What does it all mean? Has Martina entered my Hillary Swank zone?
The film clip - kinda creepy. Somebody had to use real kids to shoot that.
Yeah...was thinking the same thing.
Posted by: Art Vandelay | May 27, 2008 at 03:34 PM
How much of a prick am I for laughing at all of the cyclists piling up behind the car?
Posted by: SL22 | May 27, 2008 at 03:45 PM
Cyclist, then. I seem to recall you making some reference in the past about cyclists being gay, but you certainly aren't the only one. Thus the "disclaimer". I'm really screwed now, huh?
Posted by: phil | May 27, 2008 at 04:44 PM
If you look close enough, Jessica Biel sorta looks like Martina Navratilova.
Are you one of those people who see the Jesus face in your paneling?
The cycling news has definitely lifted my spirits today.
How do I put condom on with my mouth? Awesome.
Posted by: Mr. Kruger | May 27, 2008 at 04:46 PM
"I seem to recall you making some reference in the past about cyclists being gay, but you certainly aren't the only one."
No, I believe that was Assman that referred to them as gay X-Men characters. I had other choice words for them.
Posted by: Jack Klompus | May 27, 2008 at 05:41 PM
Cyclist, then. I seem to recall you making some reference in the past about cyclists being gay, but you certainly aren't the only one.
Here you go, Phil.
Posted by: Jackie | May 27, 2008 at 05:46 PM
Re: the last link... Creepy.
Posted by: Aaron | May 27, 2008 at 05:51 PM
Thanks, Jackie. Looks like I was not completely accurate about what Klompus said. Pretty heated debate, however.
Posted by: phil | May 27, 2008 at 06:13 PM
No, I believe that was Assman that referred to them as gay X-Men characters. I had other choice words for them.
Way to misquote me, Klompus. I said they dress like gay X-Men characters. (Maybe Alpha Flight too? I dunno.)
I mean, yeah, a lot of them are also gay, but I never brought that up.
I demand that you renounce your position and reject your previous statements.
Posted by: Assman | May 27, 2008 at 06:17 PM
"Way to misquote me, Klompus. I said they dress like gay X-Men characters."
Ah, fuck all hell. This completely taints the debate.
Posted by: Jack Klompus | May 27, 2008 at 06:27 PM