"They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them."
Don't know what to do with this. They didn't close the deal, but damn! Took some big hairy ones, even if he didn't use 'em. Must not have had an adequate fear of his father.
The father should be given a swift kick in the nuts. Forgetting his child's birthday and then appeasing him with a 'surprise trip to Disneyland' with this behavior is mind-boggling.
I've seen spoiled 13-year olds, but none quite like this.
Nothing there?
Posted by: Ocho Ocho | May 13, 2008 at 03:12 PM
"They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them."
Ok, I'll admit it. WAAAY cooler than me at 13.
Posted by: Aaron | May 13, 2008 at 03:21 PM
Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.
Certainly fitting for a thief.
Ok, I'll admit it. WAAAY cooler than me at 13.
Buying hookers to play Halo with them is cool?
Posted by: Art Vandelay | May 13, 2008 at 03:28 PM
Buying hookers to play Halo with them is cool?
Coolest kid on the planet. (Almost.)
Posted by: jackie | May 13, 2008 at 03:31 PM
Don't know what to do with this. They didn't close the deal, but damn! Took some big hairy ones, even if he didn't use 'em. Must not have had an adequate fear of his father.
Posted by: phil | May 13, 2008 at 10:34 PM
Almost forgot. Jackie? Almost? Please 'splain.
Posted by: phil | May 13, 2008 at 10:35 PM
The father should be given a swift kick in the nuts. Forgetting his child's birthday and then appeasing him with a 'surprise trip to Disneyland' with this behavior is mind-boggling.
I've seen spoiled 13-year olds, but none quite like this.
Posted by: Lake Rosenberg | May 13, 2008 at 10:59 PM
"Almost forgot. Jackie? Almost? Please 'splain."
Phil: The answer lies in your initial comment.
Posted by: jackie | May 14, 2008 at 01:11 AM
Ahh, dang it JC. I was hoping for one of your stories.
Posted by: phil | May 14, 2008 at 03:55 PM