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May 08, 2008

Look...We've All Been There

You just scored a fresh new bag of some kind bud but there are no papers in sight and you appear to have misplaced your favorite bowl. What are you gonna do?

A) Take a ride down to the local headshop
B) Rig something up with some aluminul foil and a Coke can
C) Find the closest cemetery, dig up a body, decapitate the head and make a good old fashioned bong out of that fucker

Oh my.

Money quote:

"He regurgitated in his plate of food when I asked him about it," Adkins said. "So I knew there was some truth to the story."

One time in college, I got high out of an apple. How cool is that?

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Them boys was home-schooled. That explains it all, doesn't it?

Them boys was home-schooled. That explains it all, doesn't it?

Welcome to Texas-style journalism.

I hope that 11 year old haunts the shit out of 'em.

And they told the story about the grave robbing in order to distract the police from the auto robbery issue? WTF?

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