ABC Hits It Out Of The Park

I didn't catch the big debate last night as I was pre-occupied watching 4.5 hours of terrible pitching in Da Bronx and if possible, the most embarassing episode of American Idol to date (GET OFF THE FLOOR ARCHULETA...HE'S TELLING YOU WHERE TO GO!!!). By the way, the next time Man-Ram wants to throw a tantrum for taking a belt-high third strike right down the middle of the plate, could an umpire just eject the fucker? This guy once started a fucking riot leading to a world-class athlete tossing an 98 year old man to the ground by his head because of a pitch that was like an inch inside. When does he stop getting a free pass?

Anyway, everything I'm reading this morning seems to indicate that Chaz Gibson and Jorge Stephanopoulos were the real show asking the most inexplicable questions all night and apparently forgot to touch on actual issues. Crooks and Liars has a hilarious mash-up of the most idiotic questions. They're right in line with the chick who called in to ask Paula what one of her songs best describes her relationship with Simon (I hate myself).

e.g.: Hillary, do you think Senator Obama can beat John McCain? Huh?

Totally worth a look.

Comments

[Jackie]

the most embarassing episode of American Idol to date

Cue Klompus' music.

[Jackie]

Wow. Thanks for the video, Vandelay.

That is legitimately disgraceful.

[Jack Klompus]

"the most embarassing episode of American Idol to date

Cue Klompus' music."

It's getting to where it's almost not even fun anymore. Can't we have some more Spygate in the news or something?

"When does he stop getting a free pass?"

As soon as he starts wearing pinstripes.

[Mr. Kruger]

This guy once started a fucking riot leading to a world-class athlete tossing an 98 year old man to the ground by his head because of a pitch that was like an inch inside.

Aren't you confusing Manny Ramirez with Pedro Martinez numbnuts.

[Art Vandelay]

Can't we have some more Spygate in the news or something?

No shit. I was just thinking the same thing. What plan did the Commish come up with now to make Matt Walsh disappear?

Aren't you confusing Manny Ramirez with Pedro Martinez numbnuts.

No. I bet they all look the same to you though.

[Crazy Joe Davola]

I didn't think C & O could answer a question to save their lives. They are scared to say what they really think because if they do, they will either lose the Democratic election or the National election.