AofG Roundtable

So, if you are a married woman, which guy to you have a bigger problem with? Slick Willy Clinton and The Monica Stuff or Uncle Elliot and The Whores?

Why?

Comments

[SIA]

Slick Willy first lied and then his wife blamed the "vast right wing conspiricy". They are both liars and I can't stand either one. They are so corrupt it makes me sick. At least Elliot didn't deny or blame anyone else.

[Ocho Ocho]

Clinton's sex was not criminal till he committed purgery and he was never Holier than Thou. He was everyman.

[Dr. Strangejazz]

I'd me more worried about Spitzer. Because what is he paying these women to do that he can't get his wife to do???

The problem with Bill is that Hillary wasn't going to give him any brain. So he went elsewhere.

[jackie]

Because what is he paying these women to do that he can't get his wife to do???

The possibilities are endless, but here's one simple one: Look young and sexy.

How's that?

[Aaron]

Bill got it free from a girl who walked into his office and slid under the desk relatively unsolicited.

Spitz was doing press conferences on cracking down on prostitution rings and speeches on ridding government of corruption while transferring tens of thousands to his whore-designated bank accounts on his blackberry underneath the podium.

No-brainer.

[Dr. Strangejazz]

Re: jackie
"Look young and sexy. How's that?"

If you are governor of New York should be able to find a way to get that for free.

[Mr. Kruger]

The possibilities are endless, but here's one simple one: Look young and sexy.

You beat me to it Chiles. His wife is 50 years old. Is he 5k a pop to a 50 year old hooker-no. Is he paying 5K to a woman that most men will only dream about being with- yes.

[Mr. Kruger]

If you are governor of New York should be able to find a way to get that for free.

He's a Governor not a rock star. No one screws an old guy with a lot of money and power for free.

[jackie]

A Glimpse Into Strangejezz "Logic"

Strangejazz: "Because what is he paying these women to do that he can't get his wife to do???"

Jackie: "Look young and sexy. How's that?"

Strangejazz: "If you are governor of New York should be able to find a way to get that for free."

This is where I get off. My head hurts.

[Art Vandelay]

I think she's kinda sexy for her age. If you're gonna have a 50 year old wife, you can certainly do worse.

[jackie]

I think she's kinda sexy for her age. If you're gonna have a 50 year old wife, you can certainly do worse.

That's fine and all, and I don't mean to constain your comments, just wondering, however, if you see this as having any relevance to the conversation at hand?

[Jack Klompus]

"Slick Willy Clinton and The Monica Stuff or Uncle Elliot and The Whores?"

I think you just invented two new band names.

[Dr. Strangejazz]

Re: jackie

Sorry that your head hurts. What I'm about to say may put you in a coma so brace yourself.

If you are governor you shouldn't have to pay for it. You can always find a nice young girl and keep things discreet. The worse thing that can happen is the media finds out but at least it doesn't interfere with your job.

Paying for it is a sign that he wanted something dangerous. To quote the affidavit in the NY Times:

”The papers quote Kristen and the woman who sent her on the job talking about a man believed to be Client 9, who might make requests of prostitutes “you might not think were safe.” But Kristen, according to the papers, was prepared: “I have a way of dealing with that,” she is quoted as having told the woman. “I’d be like, ‘Listen, dude, you really want the sex?’... You know what I mean.”

[jackie]

"Sorry that your head hurts."

You can't see how what you offered in the stuff that I quoted is tortured in a clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right kind of way?

Seriously?

C'mon man, go back and read closely.

Please tell me you can figure it out.

I'm begging you here.

[Dr. Strangejazz]

Yeah I went back and I find that we are saying two different things.

[jackie]

Just watched the resignation press conference.

How does his wife stand by his side? How? I mean, that is some serious betrayal. I don't care what he and his advisors are saying, I just can't see how.

You think she ever sleeps with him again? How awkward would that be?

[jackie]

"Yeah I went back and I find that we are saying two different things."

Thank you. Much appreciated.

Moving on...

"If you are governor you shouldn't have to pay for it. You can always find a nice young girl and keep things discreet. The worse thing that can happen is the media finds out but at least it doesn't interfere with your job."

Really? How'd that work out for Slick Willy Clinton?

As for paying for it, isn't that the safer option? That is, if you are not a horse's ass about it?

[Jack Klompus]

"As for paying for it, isn't that the safer option? That is, if you are not a horse's ass about it?"

To paraphrase the famous Carlos Estevez, "I didn't pay them for sex, I paid them to leave (after sex)."

[Art Vandelay]

That's fine and all, and I don't mean to constain your comments, just wondering, however, if you see this as having any relevance to the conversation at hand?

No. Not really. That's just all I had to say. I don't really care to place degrees on the extent of their scumbagery.

[Dr. Strangejazz]

"Really? How'd that work out for Slick Willy Clinton?"

Well that was more about him lying about it. Clinton wasn't impeached for getting a BJ from an intern he was impeached for lying about it in realtion to some other sjit. Lots of Congressmen have young mistresses.

"As for paying for it, isn't that the safer option? That is, if you are not a horse's ass about it?"

Now you're making my head hurt. No it is not the safer option because you are commiting a crime.

[jackie]

"No. Not really. That's just all I had to say. I don't really care to place degrees on the extent of their scumbagery."

Fair enough.

[jackie]

"Now you're making my head hurt. No it is not the safer option because you are commiting a crime."

Disagree. It is a crime that is almost never, ever caught and about which law enforcement generally does not give a shit (if you're not a horse's ass about it.)

It is a business transaction and that is the end of it (in almost all circumstances.)

On the other hand, you start having some girl think it's something real and then she starts holding on to semen-stained dresses or perhaps boiling your family rabbit and then you have some serious issues.

I don't even think it's close.

[Aaron]

To paraphrase the famous Carlos Estevez, "I didn't pay them for sex, I paid them to leave (after sex)."

I thought that was Charlie Sheen...

Well that was more about him lying about it. Clinton wasn't impeached for getting a BJ from an intern he was impeached for lying about it in realtion to some other sjit. Lots of Congressmen have young mistresses.

Are you implying that if folks had found about Monica and he admits it that it's all good for everybody?

[Aaron]

hmmm... someone needs to learn how to quote text...

[Jack Klompus]

"I thought that was Charlie Sheen..."

You're kidding, right? Just checking.

[jackie]

"hmmm... someone needs to learn how to quote text..."

I hooked you up. Here's how you do it:

[em]TEXT[/em], but instead of brackets [], you use carrots <>.

"I thought that was Charlie Sheen..."

I thought it was Emilio Estevez...

[Dr. Strangejazz]

"Are you implying that if folks had found about Monica and he admits it that it's all good for everybody?"

Are we gonna relive the whole debate over whether Clinton got impeached for getting a BJ thing?

If he didn't lie about it then he would not have been impeached. Would it have been embarassing OF COURSE but no more embarassing than her showing the seamen staind dress to everyone.

Lot's of men in power have mistresses that manage to keep quiet.

[Aaron]

one google of "charlie sheen" and "you're not paying for sex" shows hundreds of people attributing that to Charlie. one google of emilio estevez and the same thing brings up nothing... were you kidding? no, seriously...

[Mr. Kruger]

Carlos Estevez is a painter. Probably only has sex with himself.

[jackie]

Klompus, I'm sure this is killing you too.

[Jack Klompus]

"Klompus, I'm sure this is killing you too."

At first, yes. Now that suspicions have been confirmed, I'm at peace.

[jackie]

Can we hear something from the ladies here with respect to the question at hand?

[puddy]

That's Charlie Sheen's given name, right?

Was I supposed to give it away?

[Jack Klompus]

"That's Charlie Sheen's given name, right?"

Yes.

"Was I supposed to give it away?"

Doesn't matter. I'm just surprised it even came into question. It was never intended to be a curveball.

[Schmoopie]

I can't answer Jackie's original question.

According to today's NYT, "Kristen" billed $1,000, not $5,000 (she was about a three-diamond escort). Spitzer wanted to bareback, so I really hope his wife hasn't been having sex with him for a long time. If he ran the risk of transmitting an STD to his wife, he deserves to pay a shitload of alimony (and I hope she does divorce his ass pronto).

Given that the Emperor's Club probably wasn't privy to Gov. Spitzer's medical files, I wouldn't want any of their escorts agreeing to have condomless sex with him or another client. It's not safe for the women, not for $1,000, not at any price.

[jackie]

"I can't answer Jackie's original question."

Why not?

You were one of the people I was especially hoping to hear from.

[jackie]

The prostitution charge carries the least severe possible sentence. Ironically, one of the first bills Spitzer signed into law raised the penalties for Johns, the men who patronize prostitutes, from a maximum of three months, to now up to a year in jail.