The NEW YORK Football Giants
Hey New England: Blow me.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
1) Giants don't win, everyone forgets that Tyree play (just like Soriano's homer in Game 7 against the D-Backs). Instead, it goes down as one of the greatest plays in Super Bowl history.
2) Extra sweet that the Giants did this the year after that phony self-centered douchebag Tiki retired. Even more so, because that horse's ass Shockey was on the shelf. (Why wasn't he on the sidelines? I definitely have my theory.)
3) Not many things more annoying than seeing the local anchor buffoons, who could not name three players on the Giants, whooping it up and acting like they are football fans.
4) Bill Belichick remains a sore-losing piece of shit.
5) Energy drink and creating the wheel commercials killing me.
6) Wes Welker is like that Vince guy that Mark Walhberg played in that fake (but I guess real) Rocky joint. (Which was definitely entertaining, nonetheless.)
7) Best Super Bowl ever?
I don't know if it's the best Super Bowl ever - even though I'm and Eagles fan, I really enjoyed Giants-Bills - but it's at least as memorable as Patriots-Rams in terms of shock value.
Posted by: mathesond | February 03, 2008 at 11:01 PM
Weeee!!!
Posted by: Art Vandelay | February 03, 2008 at 11:59 PM
"Weeee!!!"
What are you weeing about, Fanilow? You do realize WEEI is going to reach new levels of the asinine, don't you?
Posted by: Jack Klompus | February 04, 2008 at 12:15 AM
"What are you weeing about, Fanilow?"
Just look at the bitching and moaning in your post. Therein you will find theeee answer, grasshopper!
Posted by: Jackie | February 04, 2008 at 12:19 AM
"Just look at the bitching and moaning in your post. Therein you will find theeee answer, grasshopper!"
Fair enough, though I wouldn't characterize it so much as bitching and moaning as I would "shit, we just got nailed to a post."
No offense, Jesus. Sort of.
Posted by: Jack Klompus | February 04, 2008 at 12:29 AM
Fair enough, though I wouldn't characterize it so much as bitching and moaning as I would "shit, we just got nailed to a post."
I yield. When I posted that I had not read your post, just saw it up there, and I figured you that you would be bitching and moaning.
You did not go that route.
I stand corrected.
My bust.
Posted by: jackie | February 04, 2008 at 12:34 AM
The worst effort of Super Bowl commercials ever. I know that.
Best Super Bowl ever? Hmmm, let me sit on my fat ass and suck some Nitrous Oxide before I answer that one.
Posted by: Dr. Tim Whatley | February 04, 2008 at 01:16 AM
"4) Bill Belichick remains a sore-losing piece of shit."
What did he do. Pls tell.
Also Steve Smith (the shitty one) gets to live another day. He almost got "Tigerized" in a back alley.
Posted by: Ocho Ocho | February 04, 2008 at 07:56 AM
"What did he do. Pls tell."
Stormed off the field before the game was over like the bitch that he is.
Read more here.
Posted by: Jackie | February 04, 2008 at 08:01 AM
Additionally:
Tyree pushed off. I was rooting for the Giants. But he did push. But then again, the Patriots probably had the Giants playbook and audibles. What can Goodell say about destroying that tape? He actualy said he destroyed the tape because he was afraid it coul dhurt the Rams? Yes because stale Super Bowl Preparation tapes retain value and Mike Marks is still the coach. Marshall Faulk is still the RB. Oh And Kurt Warner is the QB.
Damage Control. We can parade Pac Man in orange Jumpsuit. But dont F with the Franchise. It reminds me of a quote from the entrepreneur "Big Worm" from the cinematic masterpiece "Friday": "Messing with my money is like messing with my emotions".
Goodell is no better than the car salesman of the MLB. Self policing? Fuck you for daring to insult my intelligence that much.
Also, who is giddy for Knoblauch (sp) testimony?
Posted by: Ocho Ocho | February 04, 2008 at 08:13 AM
No handshakes? Seriously?
I am not sure who lionized this Guy. He cheated on his wife and bought the Giants "secretary" an apartment. He is human and flawed at that.
Posted by: Ocho Ocho | February 04, 2008 at 08:16 AM
"Also, who is giddy for Knoblauch (sp) testimony?"
Knoblauch already testified. You are talking Pettite, no?
And, yes, for Petitte, I am giddy. Absolutely.
Hope he tossed that fat ass Clemens right unde theee bus.
Posted by: jackie | February 04, 2008 at 08:19 AM
Knoblauch is also going before Congress. That's what I am talking about. Also the Chinese view of American Politics feed. Where is it?
Posted by: Ocho Ocho | February 04, 2008 at 08:30 AM
"Stormed off the field before the game was over like the bitch that he is."
Nonsense. Everyone thought the clock ran out. The game was over. The ref decided to put one more second back on the clock and make the Giants take a snap. Totally pointless. And, Belichick went directly over to Coughlin to shake hands/congratulate him.
Posted by: Jack Klompus | February 04, 2008 at 09:03 AM
Where is Tiki Barber. I want his reaction.
Posted by: Ocho Ocho | February 04, 2008 at 09:59 AM
Aside from the pure exhilaration of watching G-Men take home the Superbowl 42 trophy, I would have liked to see at least 1 newspaper today with a picture of sore loser Belichick encaptioned,
"We was robbed!"
Posted by: MM | February 04, 2008 at 06:57 PM