Let me leave you with three things to think about for the weekend:
1. If you have no rooting interest, how awesome would a Jags-Chargers AFCC be? The thought of watching the media scramble to have something to talk about amuses me. There's approximately a .00001% chance of this happening.
2. If someone is telling you how their spouse died and explains that he was an alchoholic and had been arrested for DUI six times and finally got drunk one night and drove into a tree and killed himself, never under any circumstances respond with, "Well, better him than somebody else." Even if you're thinking that...there's absolutely no way to express that sentiment without offending her. Just don't do it. Trust me on this.
3. I used to fantasize about getting into the uber-sexy Debbie Harry's dressing room but from there it was like the exact opposite of this. Commenter "littlegoogle" sums it up nicely...This song IS magic. If only people would realize that.
Seriously...what the fuck does that mean?
1.) "David Garrard is an unsung hero."; "Norv Turner is secretly a genius."; "Fred Taylor is the most underrated running back of the last 30 years."; "The Chargers should have been in the SuperBowl last year and have a chance to redeem themselves."; "Superstar QB's are overrated. Running backs win SuperBowls."
With that said, I'd have more interest in that game than Manning vs. Brady for the 452nd time.
2.) Well, better him than somebody else.
Posted by: Assman | January 11, 2008 at 06:12 PM
"If you have no rooting interest, how awesome would a Jags-Chargers AFCC be? The thought of watching the media scramble to have something to talk about amuses me. There's approximately a .00001% chance of this happening"
I hope you were laughing when you typed that nonsense.
Posted by: Jack Klompus | January 11, 2008 at 07:28 PM
What? Not enough zeros?
Posted by: Art Vandelay | January 12, 2008 at 10:36 AM
Regarding #2, I'd say you exercised remarkable restraint. I would have been far worse. My potential responses?
1. "It's about time"
2. "You know what would have been funny? If he would collided head-on with another drunk driver instead. 2 for 1".
3. "Poor tree".
4. "Well, that proves there IS a god".
5. "Hopefully he didn't die instantly and lived long enough experience some excruciating pain".
Posted by: Anonymous Assclown | January 12, 2008 at 07:31 PM
Vandelay - I just noticed this - is that Debbie's V?
Posted by: Cozmo | January 13, 2008 at 11:45 PM
I didn't wanna say anything. It very well could be. Although I don't know why she'd be doing a sound check with no pants on. It's the first thing that comes up in a google image search.
Posted by: Art Vandelay | January 14, 2008 at 10:47 AM