Rush2112 Gets All Up In It

My boss, thanks for moving me up stairs and giving me an office with a window, but you know what's nice with a move up?
A uptick in the ole paycheck, yes I have major problem with that.
Also please decide which way you want to go with a project before having me pour the few hours I actually work each day into something that isn't ever going to be used because some thing newer and more shiny has come along.
As for your management style.. repeat: flies like honey not vinegar. Learn it, love it, live it.

Girls. Please make with the sundresses and lose the Uggs on the outside of the jeans. I appreciate the tight ness of said jeans, but the teddy bear poodles at your feet are killing the whole vibe. Plus with the sundress and the cold we get a little more bang for our buck if you know what i am saying.

Tall thin Russian and Slavic Girls: more of you please.

Patriot Haters: Get over it, they are good, you might hate them but taping hand signals on the sideline didn't help VInateri make those kicks or the apple of every goat's eye become arguably the best QB in the league and one of the best ever to play his position.

Pink Hats: or jerseys or whatever, please go back to reading People, drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade, and leave us people who actually understand the game a chance to watch and enjoy the sport with out your idiotic comments, constant chattering on your cell phone, etc.

Celebrities: Please stick to making movies, TV shows, etc. I don't care who you vote for. Same goes for sports celebrities ( I am looking at you 38) Shut the hell up and do what you do best and don't try to shape the weak little minds of the American public.

The American Public: Let's smarten the fuck up, ok?? Stop paying attention to the talking heads, stop looking at what Britney is pretty much trying to show off (Let me say that I would have been the first to look say around 1999 or so.) stop eating salt laden corn syrup, and broaden your political minds and vote for someone with a different last name, that isn't going to become a car salesperson if they lose and says things of substance rather than just blowing steam up your french fried asses.

God damn it I am hungry and I Can't get a god damn bagel.

- Rush2112

2006 recipient of the C. Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence

"...it does not matter how many books you have, but how good they are."
- from Seneca's Epistulae morales