The great sport of curling requires two things in large quantities: physical fitness and mental toughness. If you don't have these in spades, quite frankly the world of curling will eat you alive. A girl on my team has shut it down for the season due to a sprained ankle. What the fuck is that? Do you think that Rick Folk cries to his family when he has a nosebleed? Do you think that Russ Howard goes home and sucks on his momma's titty when he has a hangnail? Do you think that Colleen Jones withdraws from the Scott Tournament of Hearts because she doesn't like her haircut? The answer to all of these questions is a resounding NO. I have no time for these weak-ass individuals wanting to be club champions but then offering up LAME EXCUSES for not stepping up when the team needs you. It's all about making a sacrifice for the good of your rink. And that RIGHT THERE is the difference between being a club champion rink and losing 7-2 to a bunch of bottom-feeding knob polishers from New Westminster.
She doesn't deserve ur dick
Posted by: SL22 | December 20, 2007 at 12:04 PM
I would like curling a lot better if the "athletes" would get off the ice and clean the damn floor instead.
Posted by: Schmoopie | December 20, 2007 at 12:10 PM
Phew, that was a close call. When I first saw that picture I was worried this post might be about some gay winter sport where people masturbate the ice with brooms.
Posted by: Jack Klompus | December 20, 2007 at 12:20 PM