This is the second time someone has blatantly ripped on the MoC today but again, we'll let it slide. Now get your ass home and make me dinner. I worked my frickin' tail off today!
Vegetarians- eat a fuckin' cheeseburger - survival of the fittest and all - it's unatural to crave tofu !!!!
People that don't drink - take the edge off. Go home like the rest of us and drink a bottle of wine to forget the troubles of the day and don't be all high and mighty if you go to the gym instead. There is nothing 45 minutes on a treadmill can kill faster than two gin and tonics. We don't want to hear about endorphins etc.... drink some wine!!!
Jimmy Buffet - He's just not that telented. If you drink 10 hours before you see any musician - they are talented
Air quotes - just don't fuckin' do it
Don't ever say ... ain't it??????
People that hang their feet out the window of their car on summer days or anytime as a matter of fact, it's just awful!!!!.
Hearing about the trials and tribulations of Festivus and how difficult being the master of ceremonies is...try having a baby!!!!!!!!! You're cutting and pasting on the Internet on your day off. I think you can deal with it!!!
Suck it, Vandelay!!! You MoC like a GIRL!
Posted by: Assman | December 20, 2007 at 06:12 PM
Short. Sweet. Excellent.
"Vegetarians- eat a fuckin' cheeseburger - survival of the fittest and all - it's unatural to crave tofu !!!!"
Could not agree more.
Posted by: jackie | December 21, 2007 at 12:11 PM
Oh yeah, nice work calling Vandelay out on his vaginal secretions.
Posted by: jackie | December 21, 2007 at 12:12 PM
"People that don't drink - take the edge off. Go home like the rest of us and drink a bottle of wine to forget the troubles of the day and don't be all high and mighty if you go to the gym instead. There is nothing 45 minutes on a treadmill can kill faster than two gin and tonics. We don't want to hear about endorphins etc.... drink some wine!!!Jimmy Buffet - He's just not that telented. If you drink 10 hours before you see any musician - they are talented.Hearing about the trials and tribulations of Festivus and how difficult being the master of ceremonies is...try having a baby!!!!!!!!! You're cutting and pasting on the Internet on your day off. I think you can deal with it!!!"
Agree, agree, agree, and agree. I've been telling Vandelay to man-up since he was in diapers. But alas, how do you reach a man that goes to Barry Manilow concerts.
Posted by: Eli | December 22, 2007 at 10:57 AM
"But alas, how do you reach a man that goes to Barry Manilow concerts."
With a backhand.
(R.I.P. Ike)
Posted by: Jack Klompus | December 22, 2007 at 10:48 PM