Delores Takes Us Home
This is the second time someone has blatantly ripped on the MoC today but again, we'll let it slide. Now get your ass home and make me dinner. I worked my frickin' tail off today!
Vegetarians- eat a fuckin' cheeseburger - survival of the fittest and all - it's unatural to crave tofu !!!!
People that don't drink - take the edge off. Go home like the rest of us and drink a bottle of wine to forget the troubles of the day and don't be all high and mighty if you go to the gym instead. There is nothing 45 minutes on a treadmill can kill faster than two gin and tonics. We don't want to hear about endorphins etc.... drink some wine!!!
Jimmy Buffet - He's just not that telented. If you drink 10 hours before you see any musician - they are talented
Air quotes - just don't fuckin' do it
Don't ever say ... ain't it??????
People that hang their feet out the window of their car on summer days or anytime as a matter of fact, it's just awful!!!!.
Hearing about the trials and tribulations of Festivus and how difficult being the master of ceremonies is...try having a baby!!!!!!!!! You're cutting and pasting on the Internet on your day off. I think you can deal with it!!!
Suck it, Vandelay!!! You MoC like a GIRL!
Posted by: Assman | December 20, 2007 at 06:12 PM
Short. Sweet. Excellent.
"Vegetarians- eat a fuckin' cheeseburger - survival of the fittest and all - it's unatural to crave tofu !!!!"
Could not agree more.
Posted by: jackie | December 21, 2007 at 12:11 PM
Oh yeah, nice work calling Vandelay out on his vaginal secretions.
Posted by: jackie | December 21, 2007 at 12:12 PM
"People that don't drink - take the edge off. Go home like the rest of us and drink a bottle of wine to forget the troubles of the day and don't be all high and mighty if you go to the gym instead. There is nothing 45 minutes on a treadmill can kill faster than two gin and tonics. We don't want to hear about endorphins etc.... drink some wine!!!Jimmy Buffet - He's just not that telented. If you drink 10 hours before you see any musician - they are talented.Hearing about the trials and tribulations of Festivus and how difficult being the master of ceremonies is...try having a baby!!!!!!!!! You're cutting and pasting on the Internet on your day off. I think you can deal with it!!!"
Agree, agree, agree, and agree. I've been telling Vandelay to man-up since he was in diapers. But alas, how do you reach a man that goes to Barry Manilow concerts.
Posted by: Eli | December 22, 2007 at 10:57 AM
"But alas, how do you reach a man that goes to Barry Manilow concerts."
With a backhand.
(R.I.P. Ike)
Posted by: Jack Klompus | December 22, 2007 at 10:48 PM