DFS Gets his Grieve On

1. Black folks' taste in movies: Have to put my
fellow tan man on blast for the movies we support
sometimes. I give this dude Tyler Perry all the credit
in the world, to go from homeless and living in his
car, to making $100 million on his chitlin circuit
plays and flippin that into the sweet deal with
Lionsgate where his films have made a mint, and in the
process he was able to get the elusive demographic of
middle aged black women and church folk to come out to
the movie theatre. But his shit is trite,
stereotypical "trust in Jesus" BS, poorly plotted
with one dimensional characters, and its a shame that
he will go down as the most successful black filmmaker
of all time while the likes of Oscar Micheaux, Melvin
Van Peeples and Anthony Frankin, far superior from an
artistic standpoint, barely register on the black
collective consciousness. Related to item 2 below,
dude also needs to stop talkin this shit about
"waiting on the right woman". Tyler, girl please, you
are as gay as a judy garland singalong in Provincetown
on the anniversary of Stonewall.

2. Black men on the DL and closeted right wing
Republicans: get yo punk asses out of the closet,
stop lying to yourself and everybody around you and
stop playing games with peoples lives.

3. Evangelical Christians: just because you choose to
believe in some madness about a good loving god
requiring his own son to be tortured and murdered just
so he can stop being pissed off at human beings, why
do you feel the need to invite other people into that
foolishness? I was walking my dog and this sister
stops her car, rolls down the window and asks "Is
Jesus Christ your Lord?" "No, he's not" I responded.
"Well can I pray a quick blessing with you?" "Hell,
no" I said. I was the victim of a drive by
proselytizing.

4. Harold Lederman and all the HBO boxing commentators
except for E Stewart: This motherfucker needs to go
back to being a pharmacist full time because how he
could have Hatton ahead on the scorecards through
round 8 is a mystery to me. And Merchant's old drunk
ass talkin about floyd hasn't really fought anybody
yet. So De La Hoya and Hatton werent shit, hunh? And
Jim Lampley says the same choreographed shit for every
fight whether it applies or not; he's smokin too much
of that shit. Of course the Floyd hateration is
endless, even though he was gracious in victory and
repeatedly said Hatton was a great competitor. Check
out Yahoo Sports' Kevin Iole's commentary on the
letters he received:

The "N" word used more than the word knockout?
pathetic.

And one big gas face to the British boxing fans. Im,
not the most patriotic mf'er out there, but the limey
cocksuckers got some nerve coming over here booing our
national anthem.

Comments

[Assman]

So... not a fan of Soul Plane?

[Flash]

Larry Merchant should be beaten with bamboo shoots and set on fire. He is a complete abomination and yet, he appears to be revered by far too many. I can't even begin to understand it.

[Eli]

""Hell, no" I said. I was the victim of a drive by proselytizing."

You played a strong hand DFL. I would've just stood there looking cross-eyed and wetting myself.