Hallelujah!

Suck on that, atheists.

"My mom and I stopped at a church during a road trip we were making from our home in Mexico. "When we went inside, I prayed for the miracle I wanted to happen. I put my hands in holy water and said: 'Please God, give me some breasts'. "And he gave me them! Within a few months, I developed a growing spurt, as teenagers do, and I was very pleased with the way I grew outwards."

As were we all, Salma. That's an intelligent design if I ever saw one.

So has it rained in Georgia yet?

Comments

[Jack Klompus]

How about you, Vandelay? Did you pray for yours, or did God just give them to you anyway? Don't say you didn't see that coming.

Salma strikes me as that type of broad that is phenomenal in bed, but absolutely BRUTAL to be around otherwise. And no, Chiles, they aren't ALL like that. Maybe most, but not all.

[Art Vandelay]

Damn! I didn't. In hindsight, I have no idea how. That's okay...still worth it.

[Craig]

That's funny, because for years I've assumed that Salma's breasts were actually in existence in answer to my prayers.

[Assman]

Even Lou Dobbs could appreciate that set.

[Assman]

How about you, Vandelay? Did you pray for yours, or did God just give them to you anyway?

Five star, by the way.

[puddy]

Atheist or no, I'd gladly suck on that.

[Art Vandelay]

That's funny, because for years I've assumed that Salma's breasts were actually in existence in answer to my prayers.

Hey-Yo!!!!

[Jack Klompus]

"Atheist or no, I'd gladly suck on that."

Um, don't you mean "those?" Do you have a different picture than the rest of us?

[Dude in Georgia]

It actually did rain the day after Sonny prayed, but only a little bit and certainly not enough to even put a dent in the drought. We're supposed to get some more on Thanksgiving Day. Thanks, God (for the rain and Salma's breasts).

[Craig]

Hey-Yo!!!!

Thank you! I'll be here all week, and don't forget to tip your waitress blogger.

[puddy]

Um, don't you mean "those?" Do you have different picture than the rest of us?

I'm not greedy. I'll settle for one.

[Schmoopie]

Lifelong atheist: 36DD. My sister who believes there's some sort of higher being out there: 36A.

Yes, I think I'll skip the prayers.

P.S. When we were kids, my sister told our mom, 34A, that when she grew up, she wanted to have nice, average breasts like Mom, not too big, not too small. Heh. Dumb kid!

[Art Vandelay]

36DD

How you doin?

If your sister didn't think 34A was "too small" what exactly would meet that qualification?

[Schmoopie]

28AAA starter size?

[Assman]

Lifelong atheist: 36DD

*shudder!*

Well, why don't you [comment deleted by wedding ring] if you've got it like that?

[SL22]

take your shirt off and start jumping up and down

[comment reentered by 23 year old kid who was at least respectful enough to leave his penis out of it]

[Schmoopie]

You know not what you ask.

[jackie]

"And no, Chiles, they aren't ALL like that. Maybe most, but not all."

Especially the ones who use their teeth.

[SL22]

I knew I should have just prayed instead of wasting all of my time on a jelqing routine. Fuck.

[Art Vandelay]

"Oh and could you tell Jan...motorboat?"

[Anna]

After much philosophising it seems "God" does not exist. I am a moral, all round intelligent person. Nevermind not being all round in that sense :p My boyfriend loves me for my porpotions- I can tell you now small boobs make for better shape and less getting in the way of things :p
So this post is just proof that there are some vain religious people out there and I chose not to be one of those :) I thought you're meant to be praying for world peace? ..and I see none of that- it's purely coincidence that you're a late developer- brainwashed by the male dominated world we live in. Don't get me wrong- I'm not some crazy feminist but you've got to admit it was men that invented religion to control women and push the media to give them what they want- big boobs and no brains ^^