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For those of you who watch the NFL Network after 10:00 at night as much as I do, you may have seen this commercial about 86 times in the last couple of weeks. It's a wreck from the get-go but every time it comes on I'm forced to sit through the whole sixty seconds. It's so inexplicably bizarre that you have to watch. It's the Clockwork Orange of limp dick commercials.

Apparently, a bunch of impotent middle aged fellas have met up in a dingy bar in what appears to be a ghost town whereupon they've all decided it's time to pop some Viagra. Logically, this leads to an impromptu jam session about what each guy would like to do now that he's consumed the pill while they wait for their boners. During the guitar solo, a fast talking man tells us that it may cause flushing, headaches, and abnormal vision and of course to beware of those dreaded four hour erections. Finally we see the men rushing out of the bar and dancing with each other, then speeding off apparently to go grab themselves a little sumptin' sumptin'.

I have no funny or even remotely interesting anecdotes to add to this. It pretty much stands alone. I think I've said too much already.

Comments

[jackie]

Few questions for the AofGers:

1) Who has tried Viagra?

2) If yes, did you ever hit the same girl again without it?

3) If so, were you mortified of not being able to live up to the bar you had set?

4) How'd that work out?

And seperately, seriously, I don't get the allure of 4, or even 2 hour erections. Do you really enjoy boning that much?

I'd share what time is good for the kid, but Mama Chiles is an avid reader here...and that would just make me feel dirty.

[Art Vandelay]

I was out on the golf course a few weeks ago and we were talking about this. A friend of mine tried one and we asked him why. He said it doesn't make a difference (unless you're really impotent) but when you're done, you can go again right away. We were all like "Why the fuck would you want to do that?"

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I watched this commercial with my wife the other night. I said, "If I'm ever in a band with 17 other guitar players singing about my cock, go ahead and lodge a bullet in my skull behind my ear."

That's just a stage of life I don't want. Also? Once my dick stops working? Guess what? I'm retired. Thanks for coming out, ladies, but we're all fucked out.

[Babu]

why the golden retriever? Did one of them bring it to the bar? Who brings a dog to a bar?

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Art that is funny as hell.

Yeah I saw this commercial last nite during MNF and was like oh what the fuck

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Finally saw the clip, Vandelay.

Home Run.

[dan]

Where does one store a guitar on a motorcycle?

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Where does one store a guitar on a motorcycle?

I was under the impression that they just foubd al of these instruments in the abandoned bar and decided that was their cue to spontaneously break into song.

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If you're riding a motorcycle in tight jeans after popping Viagra and waiting for it to kick in, the guitar is the least of your problems.

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