Mommy Needs To Step Up Her Game

Considering the standard set by the late beloved rabid wolverine, I'm saying this mom should be thoroughly embarrassed. That's a pretty weak effort right there. I mean, at the very least she coulda used a needle, right?

AofG Bonus: Read through the comments and then tell me you don't unequivocally believe Allen Iverson was justified when he and his boys beat the shit out of the "Ezells" in that bowling alley.

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[Jack Klompus]

"If you lived in the buckroe area you'd know that every 4 out of 5 Ezells have been in trouble with the law in some way shape or form."

Every 4 out of 5 Ezells, not just some 4 out of 5. An important distinction in clinical statistics like these.

[Art Vandelay]

Well, at least she's cute.

[Assman]

Now that she's been incarcerated, can we ask her what she meant when she said "HE HAD MORE BALLS THANK ALL OF YOU COMBINED AND STILL HAD STILL HAD A SOME LEFTOVER."?

[jackie]

"Now that she's been incarcerated, can we ask her what she meant when she said "HE HAD MORE BALLS THANK ALL OF YOU COMBINED AND STILL HAD STILL HAD A SOME LEFTOVER."?"

I must admit I'm quite surprised that she was clever enough to use a pseudonym on-line. People never cease to amaze.

[Bobby P]

Marty is killing me:

"In all fairness to the mother, that child was probably only a couple years away from experimenting with cocaine himself. "

[mikey]

Shitty mothering aside (for a sec), who in the hell cokes up her kid? It's bad enough when they've had too much caffeine! And I think that all cokeheads of the world would say "What a waste of some good coke!"

Perhaps this was her version of homemade Ritalin...

[lattalayne]

She has a certain rabid wolverine look to her, doesn't she? No doubt she was a fan.