Hold onto your hats, Grievers...
Researchers in Scotland are working on a female hormone pill that increases sex drive while decreasing appetite. Apparently, this stems from manipulating the Type 2 Gonadotrophin-releasing hormone. I don't know what that means, but it sounds like E=mc2 from my vantage point.
Female monkeys on the pill have been observed with increased "rump presentation and "tail wagging". Other animals evidenced "tongue flicking" and "eyebrow raising". All the while, they ate 1/3 less food than the animals on placebo.
Human women can hope to reap the pills benefits within a decade. No word yet on whether on not this pill causes dizzyness, dry mouth, fatigue or nausea.
Is it too early to get these guys knighted?
(Danke, Krystal K)
So, if I'm picking up what you're laying down... this pill is going to turn women into skinny waifs who want to bone all the time?
I swear, if we keep letting old men fund all the lab research, we're never going to cure cancer.
Posted by: Assman | April 30, 2007 at 01:08 PM
And, for the record, as a man, I'm not complaining too much.
I just sorta wish this, like MySpace and cuddle parties, was something they could have invented when I was single.
Posted by: Assman | April 30, 2007 at 01:10 PM
This is great. Current appetite suppressants make women hate dick. Nobel Penis Prize to these dudes.
Posted by: Slaird22 | April 30, 2007 at 02:50 PM
Assman,
Who needs a cure for cancer when the nurses are presenting their rumps to you.
Something to think about.
Posted by: Cozmo | April 30, 2007 at 03:24 PM
Assman,
Who needs a cure for cancer when the nurses are presenting their rumps to you.
Something to think about.
Posted by: Cozmo | April 30, 2007 at 03:58 PM
To echo Assman -- more evidence that I was born 10 years too early. Fuck you, science! *shakes fist impotently*
Posted by: briandtw | April 30, 2007 at 04:16 PM
Hmm, I think the link is messed up...only thing I saw was an article on Bush vetoing the Iraq spending bill with the sub-headline "Powerful Tool".
Posted by: Frank | May 01, 2007 at 10:20 AM
Honest mistake, Frank, but oddly enough, I think that's even funnier.
Here's the original link...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/em/fr/-/2/hi/health/6606927.stm
Yeesh.
Posted by: Cozmo | May 01, 2007 at 02:26 PM