THE AofG FESTIVUS EXTRAVAGANZA - 2006

WE GOTTA LOTTA PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE!

Another year goes by and, still, there are Grievances to Air, Human Fund Awards to be doled out, and Feats of Strength to be contested. This marks the third holiday season for AofG, a milestone I scarely thought possible while starting this thing up on April Fools Day 2004. This year, thanks to the Gregorian "powers that be" we're coming to you a day earlier, observing Festivus in such a way that you can sit around the aluminum pole with your families tomorrow and waste time at work today. After all, how authentic could Festivus be without a good work stoppage?

FESTIVUS IS BACK, BABY!!!

You know what to do - keep checking this space throughout the day for more Festivus updates.

• Festivus Begins!
• A Word From The Father of Festivus - Frank Costanza's Grievances
• Mortified And Stupified! - Jackie Airs It Out
• Giddy Up - Cozmo Grieves and Grieves Again!!
• "Quiet, You'll Get Yours In A Minute" - Very special reader grievances by:
  • Will Leitch from Deadspin,
  • Maine from Bacon After Dark,
  • JJ from The Churning,
  • Everybody's favorite Jeopardy champion, Turd Ferguson,
  • Puddy (aka The Sports Frog's AB)
  • GaryClark from The Sports Frog
  • Jerloma,
  • howard in nyc
  • Jack Klompus,
  • sancarloskid
• The 2006 Human Fund Award
• "Quiet, You'll Get Yours In A Minute" - More reader grievances by:
  • Memphis Bengal from The Sports Frog
  • Sam Rubinstein from SLAM Online,
  • SLaird22
  • Unholy Moses from Thou Shalt Not Suck,
  • Joe from The Finest Kind of Pork,
  • Briandtw from The Sports Frog
  • Nominal Me from, uh, Nominal Me,
  • notadoctor,
  • Sweet Lou from NBX,
• It's A Small, Secular, Humanist World After All! - Tales of the Festivus Spirit From Around The Globe
• "Quiet, You'll Get Yours In A Minute" - Even more reader grievances by:
  • DSafetyGuy,
  • Ty Webb from NBX,
  • Johnnie,
  • JP from NBX,
  • mathesond,
  • DaveNYC,
  • hdo45331,
  • Sabo! Sabo!,
  • President Cerrano,
  • JoeyClams,
  • rush2112,
  • BrontoBurglar,
  • Zumba from The Sports Frog
  • DaveInSeattle,
  • Flash Warner makes her triumphant return to AofG to close out the Grievances!
• The Feats Of Strength IT'S OVER, JOHNNIE PINS FRANK AGAIN!!
• Frank's Festivus Wrap-Up

Comments

[JJ]

Hell yes!

[alex]

I'm strangely excited for today. I can't wait to see who gets pinned!

[Bobby P]

To all AofG'ers. I apologize up front for my absence for the Festivus. I was truly looking forward to it. Alas, I'm grieving because: A) work has intervened and taken over my life over the last two weeks, B) I'm leaving now for the gf's family, C) Internet time will be hard to come by over the next several days, and D) No one in her family drinks.

Grieve for me, I beg you.

[jackie]

No worries, BobbyP.

You are still one of our faves and one of the best on the internet in my book.

I don't even want to imagine your particular pain.

Hang in there.

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